Mikesmith

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Trump admin is in shambles, this is the biggest blowback they’ve ever received. Apparently they thought they were going to be seen as heroes after they ambushed Zelenskyy. The US is losing contracts all over the place. The USA is cancelled.

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@charlesevansart @Samwilsontaylor Wow that’s harsh. You’re a prick.

I think you did some
incredibly thoughtful and unique takes on those landscapes! Super great Sam, hope you’re creating something awesome wherever you are!

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@GOtransit Well technically the 5:40pm, it left late.

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@GOtransit Why is this GO Train soooo hot?!? Like seriously jus trying to make us all pass out? We’re not 3500ft in the air, circulate some friggin air eh?

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@GOtransit 2619 Lakeshore East 5:35pm from Union.

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@Uber_Support Cannot use emailed promo motion “get 30% off next 5 orders over $50. No code? Nothing happens when you click “Order Now” If it’s because I’ve signed up for Eat Pass? That means I’m paying MORE than I should because I signed duo for your stupid thing.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

What we do in these next four days will not just decide the next four years, but the future of this country. Let’s choose hope over fear. I’m counting on you.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Dumpster Talk @DumpsterTalk]

I never tweet. I’m sorry. But listening to Eps 22 will tell you how to win a free shirt! Get into it. #thiswillneverwork

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

South Korea should be our measuring stick.

How big of a fuck up was this? How shitty and broken and utterly incompetent is our leader?

He called it a hoax, he fired the experts, he rejected the tests.

THAT is the difference between 200,000 dead and *158.*

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

TONIGHT ON IGTV!!! 8pm!!! @dumpstertalk

[Dumpster Talk @DumpsterTalk]

It may feel like the end of the world but there’s lots we can do online to hangout, laugh and make fun of McD together. So go follow @dumpstertalk on Instagram and join us at 8pm for a good ole fashion online party hangout! #thiswillneverwork #dumpstertalk #quarantine

[Dumpster Talk @DumpsterTalk]

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[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@starquasi @YamahaGuitars @MJS_Pickups That’s sexy!

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@JeffProbst Can there be a season called “First Out” ?!?!? This would be 18-20 players who were voted out first! This means someone could go from First Out to Winner! What a story!

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@JakeDPowers @tomgreenlive It’s funny that they didn’t have the technology to FAKE going to the moon, only to actually GO to the moon....

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@Slashleen Where can I find this podcast?

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

Great times playing with the fellas on Thursday! Thanks to everyone that came out and donated their time or money for such a great cause! storybookmonkeys 📸: @chrissydukes @ Horseshoe… https://t.co/B8TSqrhCcm

[Mikesmith @mikesmith1word]

@dungeon_dudes @SammyAshl3y Hahaha yup. Any other class I play I’m just trying to make it more like a cleric...

[Many Eyes @manyeyes_music]

every morning I wake up and recite the same mantra to collect enough strength for the day ahead:
my homies are good
my homies are handsome
if I order some apps
then my homies can have some