Mike

Carver County HVAC Advocate and proud provocateur

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

It's open season on straight white girls in the WNBA

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

You’d assume this was in some middle eastern country and you’d be wrong.

[Mike @mikespaude]

@NFL_DovKleiman How in the heck did the NFL approve of this stadium? What an absolute disaster.

[Mike @mikespaude]

@EddieTrunk Stump the Trunk. Legend.

[Kip Kovar @Kovar_HJsports]

It was a year to remember for Cologne's Carter Clemensen. Not only did he win his second career batting title in the CRVL with an average of .577, he became just the fifth player since 2001 to win multiple batting titles.

Catch Clemensen and @Colognebaseball in action at the @7cRegion tournament the next two weekends. #CRVL

A LEAGUE OF HIS OWN: Cologne’s Carter Clemensen secures second CRVL batting title
https://t.co/V0YKBZF9RA

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Francesca Hong, 2020: Cancel Thanksgiving.

Hong, Two Days Ago: Thanksgiving is a time that's incredibly painful for many people in our communities.

Hong, Today: My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. I love it.

[Mike @mikespaude]

@VinnysCorner1 Jose Cruz

[Mike @mikespaude]

@AdamSchefter I assume he’ll be riding onto the field on a camel, as was the case that one of his birthday parties. at least he couldn’t get a DUI on the camel. I wonder if all his children are still getting paid child support?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Ziploc and the cereal industry, I think it’s time you worked together. Society is ready.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

It is incredible how far the Democratic Party has moved politically. Just listen to @BarackObama on immigration 20 years ago. @HillaryClinton spoke similarly back then.

The question of course is why. The answer I believe is not a change in fundamental views, but rather a tactical one. At some point, the Democratic Party believed it had a higher likelihood of staying in power if our country had open borders.

When did this take place? What was the catalyst for this reversal of views?

[AC/DC @acdc]

Did we shake you all night long Madison? #PowerUpTour 🎥 @ChristieGoodwin

[Mike @mikespaude]

@EddieTrunk @kiss I saw them with a lifelong buddy in Minnesota, had seen him before, have seen them after, it was so epic. I’ll never forget the night.

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Self-checkout lanes are a scam to make customers do unpaid labor for massive retail corporations. They eliminate cashier jobs to save money, yet they don't pass any of those savings down to us. Then they have an employee stand there and watch you like a criminal while you scan your own groceries.

If I am checking out my own items and bagging them, I deserve a 5% discount on my entire receipt.I will gladly stand in the one open human lane just to avoid using those automated machines.

[Mike @mikespaude]

@DerrickEvans4WV Yes, I saw this one the other day, behind the scenes, Trump has done so much for this country, I just wish it could all be compiled somewhere that everybody could see it.

[Mike @mikespaude]

@Super70sSports Own it and am complimented regularly. Thanks Super.

[Jason Robertson @JRobFromMN]

Minnesota is so retarded

We give hundreds of Billions of dollars to daycares and autism centers and they don’t verify they are an actual business or have kids or clients there

Meanwhile,
I’m getting my kitchen remodeled.

My licensed and insured contractor had to get a permit to unhook and rehook my sink

Then we had to have a city inspector verify the work

The Government literally does more auditing on a citizen installing a sink than they do to verify that learing centers getting Millions actually have kids there

[MNConservative🇺🇸⭐️ @RealJMPeterman]

Minnesota graduation rates are at record highs - touts @Tim_Walz and every Democrat.

Yet -
Only 26% meet minimum science score
Only 45% meet minimum math
Only 49% meet minimum reading
ACT Scores - down since 2022
SAT Score - down since 2021

Tim Walz and @EducationMN get an F.
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[Mike @mikespaude]

@KSTP 3 year old vehicle. Out of control.

[Rep. Jim Nash @JimNashMN]

Quintuple the rate of car tabs? Ummmm is today April 1st? This is another in a long line of things proving that the DFL shouldn’t ever have a trifecta again.

[Michele Tafoya @Michele_Tafoya]

It was a great time in Chaska this evening with @CarverCountyGOP and @scottcountygop delegates! I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s BPOU conventions and meeting more conservatives.