Mike Tucker

I mean it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

[autist @litteralyme0]

2020 was 2020 days ago

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Mike Tucker @miketunka]

DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[leia amidala | padmé defence squad @notforredlights]

Wait this was the FIRST look at anakin skywalker? That goes hard as hell

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

Earthset.

The Artemis II crew captured this view of an Earthset on April 6, 2026, as they flew around the Moon. The image is reminiscent of the iconic Earthrise image taken by astronaut Bill Anders 58 years earlier as the Apollo 8 crew flew around the Moon.

[Mike Tucker @miketunka]

fuck yeah

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

"I remember talking to Catelyn Stark and telling her not to go to that wedding, man."

- King James, 299 AC (After Aegon's Conquest)

[Mike Tucker @miketunka]

a vote for Herbert? who why what the fuck

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

NFL MVP voting:

Matthew Stafford: 24
Drake Maye: 23
Josh Allen: 2
Justin Herbert: 1

Wow.

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Tom Brady on if he’s rooting for the Patriots in the Super Bowl: “I have no dog in the fight. May the best team win.”

David Ortiz when the Red Sox arch rival simply loses a series:

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

ANDOR S2 E8 is better than 99% of the movies I've seen this decade.

[north star radio ☀️ @comrade_casey]

ICE AGENT EATS SHIT 😭😭😭

[Mike Tucker @miketunka]

@JackKennedy

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

can’t wait for more of this anti-ai rebound.

[Mike Tucker @miketunka]

@PabloTorre @JohnnyBlan57495

[Ken Layne @KenLayne]

The great Jim Downey, with this Epstein bit from 2 years ago that gets better by the day:

[Mike Tucker @miketunka]

@BarstoolBigCat Chase needs to wake the fuck up

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

Found out this afternoon that Nick Soares - Cinema Lords - has passed away. I’m absolutely devastated, he was a great guy. We loved having him on the show, his laugh and energy was a huge lift. I’m so sorry for his family and friends. I’m gutted over this. An enormous loss.