Aggie Mike

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[Texas A&M Baseball @AggieBaseball]

BRADEN. MONTGOMERY.

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

The one thing I can honestly say I missed about being in a locker room.. you don’t have to deal with this racist ass world.. I promise it’s different levels and frequencies to life.. if you haven’t experienced nothing outside of your norm you either going to be called a cracker or a coon ass nigga…some shit you just have to learn and accept and enjoy life.. leave the miserable ass people to rot.. real talk!

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

There is just no way you can convince me that Texas A&M, who lost 2 OOC games all year (both losses to tournament teams) and finished 3rd in the SEC, has the 12th best resume in the country. Absolute screw job by the committee.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Regarding the OpenAI case, the judge & jury never actually ruled on the merits of the case, just on a calendar technicality.

There is no question to anyone following the case in detail that Altman & Brockman did in fact enrich themselves by stealing a charity. The only question is WHEN they did it!

I will be filing an appeal with the Ninth Circuit, because creating a precedent to loot charities is incredibly destructive to charitable giving in America.

OpenAI was founded to benefit all of humanity.

[Brian Harrison @brianeharrison]

Update: no response.

It appears the Texas government plans to INCREASE YOUR PROPERTY TAXES again this year.

But don’t worry…. there’s a “5 point plan” that we may start debating… next year.

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Hey GOP, you can stop texting me now.

I’m not giving you a fucking penny until Thune starts doing his job. So the 8 texts a day while we’re not even trying to pass the SAVE act isn’t working. I block every number and you still bother me at all hours.

You’re dead to me.

[Lunah @Ore_Dear]

We need to stop calling these 'accidents.' This was a choice. She traded everything for a 3 second notification. Reality doesn’t care about your excuses.

[Tony Catalina @Tony_Catalina]

What a cool moment captured by the @Panthers media team.

Former Texas A&M CB Will Lee III taking it all in ahead of his first NFL practice on his birthday, no less.

[Matthew Marsden @matthewdmarsden]

Greg Abbot only does things when he is pushed to and it gives him a win in the press.

The #1 issue with Texans is property tax.

This needs to be dealt with immediately, and he hasn’t done jack.

How can someone’s property go up nearly 50% in 5 years and you get taxed on unrealized gains?

Can you imagine what the founding fathers would say about that?

[Aggie Mike @mikewerlinger]

@Rangers with our hitting, we need every great arm we can find.

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A.

If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.

But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.

What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

[Aggie Mike @mikewerlinger]

@MaryBowdenMD @JeffJJMyA Does the dose you are selling helps with inflammation?

[Brian Harrison @brianeharrison]

“Not done?”

We haven’t done ANYTHING serious on property taxes…

and property tax bills are skyrocketing!

We need a special session to start ELIMINATING property taxes… this year!!

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

BOEBERT: "Implant aborted baby parts into lab animals? Have you heard of that sort of research?"

GOODMAN: "We did an analysis showing that over 90% of experiments using human fetal tissue & putting them in animals were funded by Fauci's NIAID."

Bet you won't see THIS one in the mainstream media. REPOST and get it out there!

#thinblueline #lawenforcement

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

You, the American people, paid for this. Taxpayer dollars were used to silence victims of sexual harassment by Members of Congress. We said we would get you names. Here they are, along with the amounts.

2007: Rodney Alexander ($15,000)
2009: Office of Carolyn McCarthy (2 cases resulting in 1 settlement) ($8,000)
2010: Eric Massa I ($85,000)
2010: Eric Massa II ($20,000)
2010: Eric Massa III ($10,000)
2010: John Conyers I ($50,000)
2014: Blake Farenthold ($84,000)
2014: John Conyers (Severance pay $27,111.75)
2017: Patrick Meehan (2 cases resulting in 1 settlement) (Severance pay $39,250)

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

The results of my subpoena of Congress’s sexual harassment slush fund are in.

Nine members. One thousand pages.

All records prior to 2004 were destroyed - which tells you everything you need to know about how long this has been buried.

We are reviewing every page. We will name all nine. We will release the full 1,000 pages - once we confirm that personally identifiable information of victims and witnesses has been properly redacted.

Accountability is not a threat. It is a promise.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Coder Displaced By A.I. Told He Should Just 'Learn To Mine Coal' https://t.co/ljLDfLomje

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

South Korea 🇰🇷

A motorway that stretches for 20 miles has a huge solar panel strip down the middle with a cycle path underneath. This is more logical than plastering solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland.

[Texas A&M Softball @AggieSoftball]

RT to wish your Ags good luck 🔁👍