Mikey Fuckin Day

Fake Mikey Day

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the free @digg app's here for iphone! they're giving out 1 custom #ipad each day for 2 weeks to celebrate! http://bit.ly/diggapp

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#MileyDay? More like #MikeyDay, am I right? God, I love myself

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getting a blumpkin

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Still thinking about the cubs

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Taking a hint from my boy Jon Gosselin and buying some Ed Hardy shirts

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I WAS IN ATTENDANCE FOR THE SOX PERFECT GAME. MY LIFE HAS PEAKED.

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Walking around London, looking at old buildings and thinking about how much better America is. (note: Mikey is actually in Europe right now)

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Feeling "a bit curious" about the south side of Chicago

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@kaitlynwindsor Earth Day is just some bullshit holiday made up by hippies to celebrate all the hemp they grow. Cinco de Mayo = Chipotle.

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What upcoming holiday is Mikey Day less likely to celebrate: Earth Day or Cinco de Mayo?

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John Madden retired; I lose the will to live. Pourin out the rest of my Coors Light for my buddy who's not here any more

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I LIVE FOR THIS

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Feeding my superiority complex by bragging to my coworkers that I watched more basketball than they did this weekend

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Watching basketball with my hand down my pants and drinking Busch light

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@RobotRock0101 Yeah lol still on the low carb diet, gotta watch my figure if I'm gonna stun the velt when she gets back

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Watching basketball for six hours, walking down the block to order Chipotle, watching basketball for another six hours

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Selection Sunday: don't bother talking to me today

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The correct answer was: "Deserted island? That sounds dangerous... I think I'll just stay on this cruise ship and get a sun tan."

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POLL: You're on a desert island and can only have one book with you. Do you bring The Game, The 48 Rules of Power, or The Art of Seduction?

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Back from Wrigleyville, keeping the party going by watching Planet Earth in HD and drinking Miller Lite by myself. BALLIN!