demondog161

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Hogwarts morning

Harry was chatting with Hermione in the corridor while Malfoy and Pansy walked toward their classroom.

Harry: Good morning, Hermione.

Hermione: Harry! Morning.

Harry: Huh, you seem a bit tired. Didn't sleep well?

Hermione: Yeah, I stayed up late practicing a new spell. I think I'm getting the hang of it, though.

Harry: Pfft, of course you are. Miss Granger and her endless studying. Hahaha!

Hermione: Oh, shut up! The spell won't master itself, Harry!

Harry: Hahaha, fair enough.

They continued chatting, completely unaware that Malfoy had stopped walking.

Malfoy: (Huh? What are they doing?)

Her eyes narrowed.

Malfoy: (No. No, no, no. Why is she talking to MY Harry? Does she think she can just walk up to him and steal him from me?)

Pansy: Dracaena?

Malfoy: (She's laughing at his jokes, too? Oh, absolutely NOT.)

Pansy: ...Oh, Merlin. Not again.

Malfoy suddenly marched toward them.

Harry: Anyway, Hermione, I was thinking we could—

Malfoy grabbed Harry by his tie, pulled him toward her, and kissed him right in front of Hermione.

Hermione: E-EH?!

Hermione flinched, her eyes widening as Malfoy continued kissing Harry without the slightest intention of stopping.

Harry: MMPH?!

Several seconds later, Malfoy finally released him, holding his tie as though she had just claimed a trophy.

Malfoy: Find someone else to bother, Granger. Potter is MINE. Mine and mine alone.

Harry: MALFOY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Malfoy: What was what for, darling?

Harry: YOU JUST GRABBED MY TIE AND KISSED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR!

Malfoy: And?

Harry: AND?!

Hermione: What are you talking about?! We were just having a conversation!

Malfoy: Didn't you hear me the first time? Harry is MINE.

Hermione: WE WERE JUST TALKING, YOU ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATH!

Malfoy: Oh? Getting jealous, Granger?

Hermione: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF YOU?!

Malfoy: THEN WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?!

Hermione: BECAUSE YOU'RE INSANE!

Malfoy: INSANE? I'LL SHOW YOU INSANE!

Harry: OKAY! OKAY! ENOUGH!

Harry grabbed Malfoy's hand and began dragging her away before the corridor turned into a battlefield.

Harry: Dracaena, we're leaving. NOW.

Malfoy: But Harry, darling, I was only reminding her of her place!

Harry: YOU KISSED ME LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL MY SOUL!

Harry dragged her around the corner while Malfoy waved smugly at Hermione.

Malfoy: BYE, GRANGER! DON'T MISS HIM TOO MUCH!

Harry: DRACAENA!

Malfoy: What? I'm being polite!

They disappeared down the corridor.

Hermione remained frozen in place.

Hermione: ...

Hermione: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Pansy slowly approached her.

Pansy: Honestly? That's actually a pretty normal morning for us.

Hermione: ARHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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