jay marie, rn

i should take the mcat for fun 🤩 trauma nurse 🩺 future DNP 👩🏽‍⚕️

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

i asked God for patience and he made me a nurse 😅

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

What the fax?! I guess faxing isn’t dead 🤷‍♂️ Use Dropbox Fax by @DropboxSign to send and receive faxes from anywhere. #DropboxFax https://t.co/WVJnG7bgO7

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

this is a cry for help please let nurses take a fucking lunch break PLEASE

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

me wondering why i’m getting lightheaded at work meanwhile my calorie deficit looks like this 🥲

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil THE PHIRTH SENT ME INTO ORBIT

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

this was the look of horror on my charge nurse’s face when i told her I had 2 papers due tonight after working 16 hours on my 3rd night shift in a row 😭😭😭

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

@cspan @BillNye close enough, thanks joe https://t.co/mtSs0x0N7c

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

okay but what is joe biden’s plan to make bill nye immortal???

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

getting out of costco under $60 is truly a modern day miracle (i spent $400 at kroger and target already this weekend)

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

i’m really the breadwinner and the bread maker huh 😋

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

how my cat is sleeping knowing i just paid 1k in vet bills because he was a lil stressed out then ended up getting a URI from the first hospital visit

and i’d do it again because that’s my son🗣️🗣️🗣️ @Lemonade_Inc the goat cause i got reimbursed expeditiously

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

how i sleep during the day knowing night shift is a carcinogen but i get an extra $17k a year because of it

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

they’re finally getting along 🥹🥹🥹

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he no like banana

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

my xbox one is on its last leg so this would be a badass replacement #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

long boi

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

i’m convinced phones listen to us cause my coworker said i should just get mcdonald’s when i get off at 3am and here is this ad 🥸

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

and it's only here for a limited time

[jay marie, rn @mikrostudio]

my cat blending in with the blankets (also the first time he’s sleeping in bed with us since we moved in with my bf 🥹🥹🥹)

[incognito @duhitsssxnell]

this that type of heat tori and nem was in😭😭😂