love it when a man gets so mad he starts speaking Shakespearean
"But am I as boring as the blather committed onto the ferric tapes of your fascinating boy?" (the word "ferric" meaning "containing iron" referring to the magnetic coating on cassette film. Fun)
Omg I had such a fun slutty summer I am excited to spend this fall building walls up against intimacy that would make the Ming Dynasty say that’s excessive
i too want to make fun of the lesbian bar article in a TRUSTED IN-GROUP setting but i am worried that the seemingly hundreds of people tweeting about it on my timeline are not TRUSTED IN-GROUP members……