Miles Holt

Network Geek, Gamer, Shooter, Defeater of Boredom. In favor of more Scotch. Do not anger the Network Gorilla!

[Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth) @antoniogm]

I actually don't care if we go with Daylight Saving Time or Standard, and frankly can't even recall which is which at this point.

Just don't move the damn clock on a random Sunday, twice a year.

[Miles Holt @milesholt]

You do understand that @GeorgiaStatePat is going just PIT them all in like the first 30min sending then tumbling down the road right?

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

Given a stock production car (no race mods cars and trucks only no bikes/atvs) who you you think can run from the @GeorgiaStatePat the longest?

[Miles Holt @milesholt]

The first gods damned thing Elon better build on Mars is the mass driver array.

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

"So you built an asteroid mine?"

"Yes Dave"

"And didn't build a mass driver?"

"I couldn't afford it."

"You can afford a 1 billion dollar asteroid mine, but not a 100 million dollar mass driver?"

"Not after my sick nuclear freighter yacht."

[Pat 🌲🇺🇸 @Makistan1776]

PATRIOT

[David Hines @hradzka]

The type of dude Olivia Nuzzi will bang is calibrated within a hilariously narrow band: if you’re not a married political figure she’s profiling or a rich dude in media, piss off.

[Miles Holt @milesholt]

Your annual reminder that the United States is the Ranch powered Aerospace Republic.

[Dan Scavino @Scavino47]

7/4/2026 🎇🎆❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🦅🚀

[Miles Holt @milesholt]

It’s only made worse by them encouraging everyone to buy heat pumps for heating as they are so more efficient but won’t give the tax credit if it has the fucking reversing valve so it can also cool the well insulated building. Absolute retards.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

The amount of Europeans that don’t understand insulation is blowing my fuckkng mind.

IF IT KEEPS HEAT IN, IT CAN ALSO KEEP HEAT OUT. FUCK.

Do you have a different thermos for hot drinks and cold drinks? No, you have 1 fucking thermos because insulation is insulation.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Justice Gorsuch is right. The Katz test and third-party doctrine have no basis in the Constitution.

The Fourth Amendment doesn’t rely on an “expectation of privacy”; it protects against warrantless—and thus unreasonable—searches and seizures.

Restore the Fourth. Get a warrant.

[Ethan Savka @eesavka]

@justinamash No one does it quite like Gorsuch.

[planefag @planefag]

"it lets the oil through the strait or else it gets the jdam again"

[Miles Holt @milesholt]

“Reading to your children is an unfair advantage!”

You can literally fix the problem with useless fucking academics like Adam Swift by bringing back Roman style Crucifixion and nailing every last one of these worthless shits to the cross publicly.

[Anthony Cox @Cox_A_R]

They should slap VAT on children's books as parents who read to their kids are creating inequality. It's outrageous.

[Marty O'Donnell @MartyTheElder]

The budget of the federal government increases by trillions of dollars every single year. American spends more money than any nation in the developed world on healthcare, education, and to fight poverty.

We spend so much money every year and it seems like nothing ever improves. That's because the problem isn't that the federal government doesn't have enough money.

The problem is politicians like Gavin Newsom who waste your money every year and then demand you give him more of it.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

I don’t really care who wins this race, but if you think Scott Wiener is “center right” then you have completely lost touch with reality, and I would urge you to proactively seek out interactions with people outside of your neighborhood and social media feedback loop, and maybe take up some sort of hobby — I hear great things about birding.

[Miles Holt @milesholt]

@Shopify you can take the requirement to download your app to track a shipment and go straight to hell. I genuinely wish the worst calamities possible to visit upon every jackass working for you that decided that was the way to goose the engagement numbers they were told to hit.

[Miles Holt @milesholt]

@reckless this weeks @BrendanCarrFCC is a dummy intro might just be the greatest one yet. If I was in DC I’d load it on a boombox to play at FCC headquarters at lunchtime everyday.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

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[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

https://t.co/MKv5ixKBHU