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i put the unbearable in liberal arts

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when i was younger i said i wouldn't get married until gay people could get married and it's like yeah girl that's actually gonna be a crucial law for you

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

The J train is a concept…you’re not really meant to find it

[✒️ @Literariium]

james baldwin was so right when he said you think you’re alone and then you pick up a book and realise someone else has felt the same way as you and managed to find a language for it. the realest shit

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈

[iza @izamamaa]

ban this shit now and blacklist anyone who worked on it, i’m dead serious

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

figuring out how you’re going to see your friends in two weeks as an adult

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

saw a guy with an oura ring and apple watch on at the same time brother how much do you need to know about yourself

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

once you go long enough without posting an instagram story it's like why i was posting those in the first place

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

the thing that gets people on transit isn’t free fares it’s not having to check a schedule. a bus that costs $2 and comes every 6 minutes will outperform a free bus that comes every 30 minutes every single time. frequency is the product. the fare is a rounding error

[Adithya || ആദിത്യ @AdithyaM125]

Daal Gadot is a hall of fame slander name.

[☯️ @milfhuntergod]

was a huge fan of Colin Jost on pop culture jeopardy…. was not aware of his involvement with SNL. unfollowing

[avy @avycadotoast]

WHEN YOUR FRIEND USES THE WORD “FRIEND” TO DESCRIBE YOU

[riα @mwutilate]

i am actually a really nice and open minded girl my last boyfriend was 5’6

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

there shouldn't be wifi or texting on flights. i'm not myself in the sky. don't let me contact the ground people. that's not me up there