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[‏ً @itsnwts]

I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Kay @sayheykay_]

Bryce said he would rather die than bring someone back from Casa. A TRUE FUCKING YEARNER LOVER BOY!!! My family is coming home!! #loveislandusa

[liah @jugwoos]

love island aside. this is genuinely one of the sweetest things i’ve heard a man say in reality tv. https://t.co/xWoTETuFo1

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[★ @aglobalpopstar]

them crying over each other in confessionals while everybody else cheating… just give them the 100k already

[HBL @HOTBOYLEEKS]

Yall love Mel bc you see yourselves in her (derogatory)

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

LMAOOO #LoveIslandUSA

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

life is bdsm and i forgot the safe word

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

hot girl summer but w my man

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[max 🌺 @MaxchineGirl]

idgaf anymore

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be