not american

23. Virgo-Libra. Here for the animals.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@vibewithashfaaq @harampolicewlah Then stop watching porn. You're a man, you're contributing to the problem.

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Every time we’re forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@BryanFuller hi king please confirm if you're in talks with Netflix over a Hannibal revival :( I've been waiting since 2015 when I was a teenager, I'm 23 now and still haven't given up hope :(

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

I also loved BMTH when they only had 2 albums because I'm a real emo not a 16 year old wannabe fake alternative egirl I'm just fucking alternative

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

And yes I did discover Cage The Elephant when they only had 2 albums and nobody knew who they were I do think I'm better than you shut the fuck up.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

Feeling horny for Cage The Elephant's first album right now

[vika🌿 @viria13]

I also genuinely believe that people who TRY to be better, really deserve second chances. Cancelling someone right away and denying someone's growth when it's obvious they try their best must be bitter and hard to live with.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

Dear god thank you for bringing me here as one of your healers, but we need healing too. We have so much to clean up after others and ourselves. Our sweetness turns sour quickly. Please send us something good so we can keep doing our beautiful work.

[vika🌿 @viria13]

A friendly reminder that being a good person doesn't mean you never do anything wrong. It means that when you do, you acknowledge it, learn better and try to never do that again.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@HRHCOLLECTION Any male in a Starbucks is genuinely gay, bro. You shouldn't be looking at them as potential partners in the first place.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

How do I make Yungblud call me mommy

[Life is 아름다운 갤럭시 🌌 @OnegaiDesUwU]

@image_origins Damn she live like this?!

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@HRHCOLLECTION I want him to die I hate him so much he's such a piece of shit who deserves nothing

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@Roxymore21 @DHLexpress Probably because you claimed a high amount on the package, so now your father has to pay taxes on the package. Next time you ship, lie about the worth of the package.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@harampolicewlah Nothing stopping you from putting any of that on.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@TopShelfSports0 @OSulick @SenSanders Hi dummy, here's ur chance to meet a real Canadian for the first time in your life so u can stop talking out of ur ass now. We have NEVER preferred american healthcare and NEVER will. We love our free healthcare. End of story. You're a third world country, we will never envy you.

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@RealKraftMayo GIVE ZACH HIS GIFT CARD

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

I love my boyfriend and I love his penis and I love his jawline and his small eyes and his juicy butt and his skinny shoulders UGH I love my boyfriend I want to die with his pp down my throat ❤

[not american @milkbreadbaby]

@alkapranos That's nice, I'm still never going to tell anyone I like nickelback