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Directionally correct

[Milk @MilkVariance]

The saddest part about the rise of prediction markets is that I can power rank all of the timothee chalamet fan accounts by how fast they tweet his public appearances

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@haralabob @mattkalish @JeffreyBenson12 Good post

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@PlusEVPenguin Bro got 2023 profits in bio talkin bout MY retirement

[Milk @MilkVariance]

I’m in the Kalshi live chat making sure everyone’s done their geometry homework

[Catherine Sullivan @cthrin]

Only week 1 and over 30% of people in live chat don’t hold a position.

They’re here because Kalshi is where the action lives.

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@Tonysmarkettips How large is your position Tony!

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you watch Jeopardy! these days and it’s just a bunch of people shamelessly daily double hunting. James Holzhauer wannabes. it’s not so different from the three point revolution in the NBA — no ethical hoopers anymore

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@RetardedGambler Each day we stray further from gods light

[Milk @MilkVariance]

FINALLY AN INFRASTRUCTURE TO PROTECT AGAINST FRAUD

[Bowen @xboxue]

I’m excited to announce that DisputeNinja has been acquired by @whop to build state of the art payments and fraud fighting infrastructure.

We joined @ycombinator in the S23 batch and have been building a chargeback-automation product that has helped software and AI startups win back millions in revenue.

Payments are a critical piece of the work that Whop is doing for the future of internet businesses and I couldn’t be more excited to be working with such a talented team.

We’re committed to making Whop the #1 place for small businesses, big businesses, platforms and apps to participate in the internet economy.

[Milk @MilkVariance]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

[EstablishTheMilk @establishdamilk]

#ETM partner gave out Drummond DD +300. #FadeYams sees the #ETM steam and gives the play out to his band of fish paying $89.99 at +190 because he can’t find a good play on his own.

If you are paying $89.99 just for steam chasing bets hit the DMs and I’ll send my cashapp.

[Milk @MilkVariance]

Your counterparty

[Milk @MilkVariance]

Tommy g is so bad at gambling that he can’t even pick a tout to take advantage of properly

[Tommy G @TommygWinsAgain]

Due to additional information coming to our attention we have decided to part ways with Rowdy Rhymes.

We will be doing a space tonight to address the stiuation

Stay tuned for time

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

eagles defense leaving the field while the eagles offense comes onto it

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@WillieBeakman Didn’t u bet South Carolina natty after they barely beat Vt

[Only Friends Podcast @OnlyFriends_Pod]

In light of the Chauncey Billups arrest, we'll just leave this here. (Ep. 277 8/21/23). @PatMcAfeeShow @PabloTorre

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@VigPolice You are my favorite elf show content creator. Cant wait 🙏

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@hoopsterbobby You should be harnessing her power to unleash on fanduel support staff

[Milk @MilkVariance]

@goldenpants013 @ShipTheJustice @Sports__Proj Fmk: Pointsbet c suite 😍, fienberg, benson

[Milk @MilkVariance]

Noooooooo markets moving on Monday! This has never happened before!