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[KT @millennialhrmt]

@mattyglesias At least these guys have moved on from the scatalogical stuff. Nice to see them changing things up.

[Matthew Cole @mattbencole]

As a middle ground in the fitness debate, I propose that all leftists take up distance running. This will improve our mental and physical endurance while still allowing us to look sickly and dysgenic.

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@kylegordon101 Robots in Disguise!!

[KT @millennialhrmt]

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[Literally Chad @literally_chad]

Lowkey the best way for a woman to determine if she's heterosexual or not is whether she gets angry at male portion sizes.

It sounds ridiculous, but this has been an infallible predictor in my experience.

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@BacardiCapital It's called zone 2

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@webdevMason They pretty much already do this if you mention thinking about suicide, even if you say it's just idle speculation and you don't have a plan in place. It's a CYA thing.

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@ninapaley That was my favorite park back when I lived in Champaign!

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@crotchner2 I was spiritually divorced in college

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@kchoudhu Plenty of fathers do this all the time

[KT @millennialhrmt]

chatgpt recently told me that a marathon was 29 miles long

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

[opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks]

“how long peanut butter good in fridge”

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@KelseyTuoc This is also the approach I take to sex and gender debates.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

ALRIGHT I GET IT SOME OF YOU GUYS LOVE MAPS

[KT @millennialhrmt]

It's actually so fucked up what humans did to wolves

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@zeta_globin my mom said the same thing

[KT @millennialhrmt]

D and it's not close

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@derridative @LizzyStarrrdust Why not go to a gay bar? It's pretty likely that you'll be an object of desire there.

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@CartoonsHateHer someone once rolled down their window and yelled "you look tired" at me

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@DerryBanShee Men have an enormous athletic advantage over women, but it's absolutely not true that the average male runner could beat most professional female runners. The average male marathon time is like 4:20. Elite female marathoners go sub 2:30.

[KT @millennialhrmt]

@Lorissa_Sengara @RachelWilde13 @MoiraDonegan Can you point to any specific examples?

[KT @millennialhrmt]

This feels like a personal attack

[Hybrid Athlete Guy @Hybridathlete]

22:00 5k runners: "But I can't run that slow, it feels unnatural!"