Ryan

I just want to know how the AI story ends. Comedy is sacred.

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@TimJDillon I want this month’s 6 dollars back. DM me for my Venmo

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@TimJDillon WHY AM I GIVING YOU 6 DOLLARS PIGGY

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@TimJDillon where’s the fucking Patreon you slob

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@verdantsand @brianonhere 🚨🚨We have a good student over here!

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@romainxlettuce Are you engaged

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@kieralwellness Had a legit gag reflex after a dude sprayed some bullshit on himself in the locker room yesterday. And it was there 45 mins later after he was gone

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@ChuckDriver @PaulSkallas 2/15 isn’t Valentine’s Day …

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@noelxroberts @RapidResponse47 @AGPamBondi Shut up dude

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@bongoism What do you smell like 👀

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@asherdipps No

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@rmcentush Lotta people who don’t do shit in these comments 😂

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@O1010lO @rmcentush Literally both

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@Brink_Thinker The amount of Mac & Cheese and iPad screen time in 10s life is palpable

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@ME71094827 @WallStreetApes She literally said “supossably”

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@spookyshah Nothing easier to spot than a woman whose dad didn’t give her what she needed

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@1929stockcrash Her dad didn’t like her. These people are all over the internet

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@PfistLL @GovernorShapiro Yeah the guy who signs bombs cares about local crime

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@ultravlcz I always imagined she’d be pretty

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@RandomTheGuy_ @ItsKingSlime Travel on the catch

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@OhUniverse_ @ItsKingSlime It’s not one of the greatest comebacks in NBA history it’s the greatest comeback by one athlete in the history of any sport