Professional Butt Toucher

I really love my gravel bike and going places on it.

[Professional Butt Toucher @ming3r]

The best

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

this is an unedited photo from Getty

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Please keep saying this stuff

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

As former President Jimmy Carter nears his 100th birthday, his milestone celebration isn’t on his mind.

Defeating Donald Trump is.

“I’m only trying to make it to vote for Kamala Harris,” Carter told his son Chip this week.

https://t.co/AZ9JxXssZD

[Anna Bower @AnnaBower]

In @time, Trump’s nephew recounts a conversation w/ then-president Trump after 2020 White House meeting with disability advocates.

“Those people…” Trump said of people w/ complex care needs. “The shape they’re in, all the expenses, maybe those kinds of people should just die.”

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

These Newsmax chyrons are amazing

[Professional Butt Toucher @ming3r]

@RightWingCope Lmaooii

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

All fast food chains in America should be replaced with two Muslim dudes slinging gyros for 8 bucks with chips and a drink from a cart

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Bollards v BMW. The aftermath.
#WorldBollardAssociation
📷@BethnalCleen

[The Grayzone @TheGrayzoneNews]

The NYPD crackdown on Columbia U students was led by a member of the school’s faculty

Rebecca Weiner is a Columbia prof who leads an NYPD intel division that maintains an office in Tel Aviv

Weiner said student "rhetoric" necessitated the violent raid
https://t.co/R3Zaf8lq72

[World Bollard Association™ @WorldBollard]

Americans LOVE our yellow “poles”.
#WorldBollardAssociation 🇺🇸💛

[vero 🐠 @AX @ginkgocrownarts]

the horrors are apparently answering the door dressed like this to Jehovah witnesses

[Rebecca Rainey @RebeccaARainey]

BREAKING: 4 million workers will now take home more money when they work more than 40 hours a week under a new Labor Dept. rule released today. The changes would make it so salaried workers earning less than about $59k annually would automatically be due overtime pay.

[SirActionSlacks @SirActionSlacks]

On my way to @ESLDota2 Birmingham and I got a tophat cause I thought it would be funny British look but now I gotta wear it on the airplane the whole time cause I don't have a box and I look like a insane person wish me luck making it on my 19 hr journey plz mercy TSA

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Justice Department plans to sue Live Nation/Ticketmaster for running an illegal monopoly over the ticketing industry.

This corporate monopoly charges too much for tickets, exploits venues, and hurts fans and artists.

The antitrust lawsuit is expected within weeks.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Duke admits 11% of the general applicants but 23% of legacy applicants—whose parents and grandparents parents were accepted during Jim Crow.

Duke didn’t even accept Black students until 1963. Now Black scholarships are banned but racist Jim Crow Legacy thrives.

This is America.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: In a major loss for Apple, Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek has signed the strongest right-to-repair bill in the country into law, her office tells us.

Oregon becomes the first state to ban "parts pairing," which let companies like Apple decide when and how you replace parts.

[RATNEST 🐀 @itsratnest]

we only buy/trade for japanese goods.
please stop getting upset when i tell you i don't want these ugly things.