Captain Birdseye

Been around the block since the ship sank. I just enjoy pleasant discourse, good times, gardening, trash fires & perishing to mysterious causes (speculation).

[Captain Birdseye @Minorleaguesman]

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@WomanDefiner @AmbienAristotle

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@ItsDeanBlundell @BuzzPatterson I'm glad you have a candidate running on the real hard-hitting issues that matter to Canadians.

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@colinabwallace

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@FanCovfefe @leavening_agent @specialkdelslay @DrewVento "Foid" exists in response to the advent of "incel" being used as a derogatory term by 'women' and the soyjak establishmentto dehumanize men.

[Brad Dirks @BradDirks]

@gregsaysso This is literally how the entire world now views North America, during Trump’s presidency

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@AriPirAriP2 @Itsphebeats @Igottafigh64510 @_PhallonX0X0 What's happening is that AI is being used to detect and test these findings now. It's why the EU is suddenly banning a huge swath of very common, everyday cosmetic products for incredible medical minutiae that were previously undetectable.

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@JforMichigan @LisaForCongress @MartyTheElder This is the most hysterical bot-written post I've seen to-date from a non-Indian.
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Actually, it's probably still an Indian.

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@JayrudWhyte @TomSawyer2025 @dissidentwest Why are you so offended for Stalin? Nobody was talking about Hitler, comrade.

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@blerpnoop @Dexerto Bud, these are just Funko Pops. Old toys used to have movable parts, or came with collectible cards and whatnot. Nothing they release during these promotions do anything or are even collectible anymore.

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@CAPTAIN_MILLZ @kabster @WallStreetApes @Microsoft @Sony The key transfers to them until the disc's inserted back in your console I guess. I'm unsure if that means your permanent entitlement then expires after a period of time or if you lose it instantly until restoring it again with the physical disc.

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@Bobnmue @NachoDog @Julesonpoint23 @DHSgov @GodCloseMyEyes Hey, 12 IQ queer; there are modes by which naturalization can be revoked. Some of them involve lying about the circumstances, intentions and vehicle[s] by which naturalization is granted in the first place. Hers is underway, which begins with her expulsion from the House.

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1. You will never be POTUS.
2. We'll consider caring what you think about geography when you can figure out what a woman is.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It’s Lake Ontario.

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@spaceandtech_ >This robot could be useful for search and rescue
EVERY. Single. Time.

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@xK9_mQ2v8L @billguy719 @migrationCtrl @DavidVance

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@migrationCtrl They are protecting the "migrants" anymore; they know that nothing will protect them from any form of justice once the public can see the full breadth of the abuse and betrayal they've been subjected to under this horiffic regime.

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@EDNA1A @HistoryArcs Is Israel in the room with us right now?

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@MgtmMoisan Aged like goat milk left in the sun.

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@CourtEllingson Your education system is one of the worst in the Western world. I've a feeling the Albertans will do better when they're unyolked by your incompetence, greed and reckless self-flagellation.

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@LoriSigurdson Why does your healthcare system disincentivize job growth in the nursing industry? Why on earth should your government be responsible for anyone choosing a career path in nursing?

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@_mrg_1 @YukonStrong >Y-you are fighting for le right to Le think for leselves?!
What on earth does wanting a strict immigration policy have to do with racism? Why do you instantly equate border protection and immigrant vetting with racism? You sound like you scream at mirrors every morning.