miranda vollmer

Home of the original kitten mittens

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

Marry hot cheetos, fuck cheetos puffs and obviously kill regular cheetos right?

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

bowling is an undefeated casual mixed-group hang. freedom to mill, but forced breaks in conversation for your turn. opportunities to cheer on excellence in others & graciously accept one’s own failures. the general convivial vibe of a bowling alley and connection to a shared past

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me as soon as i get anywhere

[trash jones @jzux]

(me on my first day back to work after thanksgiving break)

hey can this wait til after Christmas

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

me sending him on a noble quest to retrieve my water

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

Stanley Yelnats:

[Mad @madmaddyeats]

My network is unstable? I think we are all unstable, sweetheart

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

If Electric Avenue comes on in the car I am now part of the opening scene in Pineapple Express

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

She’s a 10 but she’s forcing teenagers to dig holes in the desert

[LIZZO @lizzo]

My favorite part of waking up is knowin I’m bout to eat some food

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@samanthaleaaa U need help

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@burner_sam3 I’ll never invest in another costume

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@HannahRubenRDM @vulture @zoe_alliyah @_ARTSARTSARTS 😂😂😂

[Clo @_c_l_o__]

Mac Miller talking about being short, that's the tweet.

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@samanthaleaaa Get rid of those nickels Sammie

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@MuggleFaceMike It’s a lyrics first song!

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@booty2fab l m a o. That is a tragedy

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@MuggleFaceMike Videos or it didn’t happen

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@HannahRubenRDM You’ll get em next time

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

@maddyzinanni I’ll forever be a ghost 👻

[miranda vollmer @mirandaavollmer]

Regardless of the results of this election the worst thing to happen in 2020 was TacoBell deciding to take cheesy fiesta potatoes off their menu