Aravindan Chandrasekaran

A Seeker.

Posts here are purely my views and I don't represent any organization

[Aravindan Chandrasekaran @mirchiarvind]

The support Sadhguru has got for #FreeTNTemples has irked a whole lot who are running a targeted campaign. But as Sadhguru says when ultra left and ultra right are attacking you, then you must be on the right path https://t.co/EMYTwc1rMO
#IstandwithSadhguru
#emptytwittertrash

[Kush Sareen #SaveSoil @Ksareen30]

When ultra left and ultra right are attacking you, then you must be on the right path 😁😁😁

[TVK Vijay @TVKVijayHQ]

Thank you so much for your kind wishes and blessings, Thiru. @SadhguruJV Avl. Deeply honored to receive your grace and words of wisdom.

[Praggnanandhaa @rpraggnachess]

Congrats to Vaishali akka! 🔥🔥Proud of what you have achieved! Inspiring to see how you handled the critical moments in the tournament! Happy to see the results for all the hard work!

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Vetrivel Muruganuku Arogara!

On this sacred Thai Poosam, my greetings to everyone. May the blessings of Lord Murugan always remain upon us. May everybody be blessed with good health, success and prosperity.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Aravindan Chandrasekaran @mirchiarvind]

@JioCare As pathetic as it can get.
Service request no SR00002OZAML has been raised by your escalation team. I know you guys will do nothing about it. I just need to pray this gets fixed.. Who pays for this 2 days downtime?

[Aravindan Chandrasekaran @mirchiarvind]

Hey @JioCare @reliancejio

[phone] no internet for 2 days and no way to reach customer service! Service request SR00002GOVOO keeps getting rescheduled at technician’s convenience. Expected resolution was Sep 29, it’s already Sep 30. Who pays for your inefficiency? #JioFail #InternetDown

[Aravindan Chandrasekaran @mirchiarvind]

@pradip103 @TVMohandasPai Whenever I see these leaders from congress speak (except Sashi Tharoor), I feel grateful that we have had a good alternate government from 2014. India needs a strong govt for next 20 years and don't believe congress has leaders of that caliber

[Sadhguru @SadhguruJV]

#RideWithSadhguru #KailashYatra @chakaravarthy29

[🇷ohit Sakaria🐛🐮 @RohitJain700]

@pbhushan1 @YouTube "थप्पड़ भाई भूषण" 😄,

If cropping Sadhguru clips was an Olympic sport, you guys would win gold… but still fail the integrity dope test. 🥇✂️😂

Full video links of Sadhguru are like full truths — hard to swallow, eh Shakuni mama ji?"

[Sadhguru Tamil @SadhguruTamil]

உங்கள் செயல்களில், உணர்வுகளில், வாழ்க்கையில் நிகழும் விளைவுகளில் சமநிலை வேண்டுமென்றால், எண்ணங்களில் சமநிலை கொண்டுவருவது அத்தியாவசிய படி ஆகும்.

#SadhguruQuotes #குருவாசகம்

[Tamil The Hindu @TamilTheHindu]

‘பழங்குடியின பெண்களை வரி செலுத்துவோராக உயர்த்திய ஈஷா’ - மத்திய அமைச்சர் பாராட்டு

#Ishafoundation #coimbatore #centralminister #tribal

https://t.co/xhXSRB3vag

[Dinakaran @DinakaranNews]

குளோபல் இந்தியன் விருது பெற்றார் சத்குரு!

#DinakaranNews | #isha

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

No nation should have to accept terrorist attacks being launched against it from land controlled by another country.

India is justified in striking terrorist infrastructure. There can be no impunity for terrorists.

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

@shameontwiter . On the contrary, I have been consistent in my views and principles all my adult life. And I have a paper trail of books and articles for 45 years to prove it!

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

So proud of my country today.

Jai Hind! 🇮🇳

[Sadhguru @SadhguruJV]

Wishing Our Forces Safety and Success. Blessings. -Sg #OperationSindoor

[Pradeep B @tweetsofpradeep]

Lakhs in profit through natural farming – A farmer from Pollachi proves it possible!

#SaveSoil https://t.co/Ts7aqpZgMr

[Aravindan Chandrasekaran @mirchiarvind]

@news7tamil மூன்று மொழி கொள்கையைச் சுற்றி பெரிய விவாதங்கள் நடக்கும் இந்த காலத்தில், பிற மாநிலத்தவர்களுக்குள் தமிழ் பேசும் திறன் வளர்க்கும் ஈஷாவின் இந்த முயற்சி மனதார பாராட்டத்தக்கது!

[ArjunR @ArjunRtweets1]

@dhanyarajendran @AnjanaMeenakshi Such a long trash! You are even justifying the lies of that Shyam meera singh! Such a low for journalism.. Hope our system mature enough to make this sort of trash journalism pay a price.

[Shagun Raghuvanshi @crazeebee]

@humansofisha Deeply resonate 🙏🌸 1.5 years in the ashram was the most fulfilling experience. Seva there is more rewarding than accolades or $$ abroad. Hatha Yoga training was a sadhana like no other. Eternally grateful. Parents may not want me there as yet, but I carry the ashram within. 🙏