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[Tim @leerawllings]

You must believe you’re special & then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you “NO”.
You must wage war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you’re invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim & becomes your reality.

[~ @mireku__]

@camphormoth For all you know you’re in a better life position than her, the only problem is you’re delusional enough to think she’s your “aim” of some sort

[~ @mireku__]

@cobby__jones @RighteouzGH Fooling

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

Idc how you carry yourself in public, when you get in this bed I wanna see a hoe

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

Today, by the grace of God, I will try to be slightly less of a problem for the people who love me

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Child celebrating so much he’s almost crying whilst you’re doing a whip & nae nae in 2026, the Barclays has never been so back 🫡

[Uncle Drew @Dmantronik265]

One day we will see a 45 year old Liam Delap on Skysport criticizing Premier League strikers.

[🏄🏾‍♂️ @ubokcondones]

Cristiano Ronaldo - 1 Thing

[maximoff @erickavlisx]

É biologicamente impossível dormir bem na noite de domingo para segunda-feira

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Hangover so bad I’m on Google Maps looking at my childhood home in 2009

[🗯️ @3ntitled]

LinkedIn most soulless app ever bro

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Please record a quick 2-minute video to show why you're excited for this role!"

[Cold Execution @coldexecutlon]

POV: Preparing for another week at Nasdaqistan

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

I hate the idea of ex girlfriends. I have never stopping loving any woman even after breaking up with them. Girls should be something you collect slowly one by one. I just want to keep them all in a big castle together. I wish they could all just get along. They could be so happy

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

[pant pooper @thekingbugs]

Finishing up at a job interview and the interviewer asked if I had any questions so I asked if he was ticklish

[~ @mireku__]

FIFA 09 was fucking legendary

[Ayodelie @ayodelie]

How can a game made in 2009 look better than fc27

[dnomsed▪️ @DesmondOtibu]

ei na anadwo kɔm nso bɛn nie?

[𝐍𝐊 @Marthasson1]

In the near future, I’m gonna pull up to a family function with a lady who has an extremely fat ass so they know I’m about that life.