Jess

If you got here because you know my husband, I recommend turning back now.

Consumer and Creator of all things smut. Writer of short erotica:

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@thedirtiestdeez @rwsscott @musharbash_b That’s what everyone said! And of course, the fact that they didn’t end the contract or make any serious changes after a crash that killed 6 and injured 27 was just… /sigh

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@thedirtiestdeez @rwsscott @musharbash_b Our local district contracts to a third party who has a significant history of reckless driving incidents and child fatalities. Also, with the reduced routes, the buses run extremely early or extremely late and it takes up the entire day.

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@pdotjay12 @couchsecurity @ObtainerOf Who said he wasn’t fired? He was frequently fired: and then for a while he worked for Salvation Army between stints in short term rehab places because SA would always hire him back.

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@MalaMoragain @ask_aubry The replies to this are so funny. My husband literally calls me and talks to me the whole way home and up to the moment he walks through the door, hangs up the phone and continues talking without skipping a beat 🤣 I guess he just likes me or something.

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@ImSoSarah @DigitalSamIAm @BoCamaro @HowardRoark90 Seriously! In what world does this require two men? This is a one person job that takes less than an hour. 😵‍💫

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Polls in Georgia are about close. Please take friends, neighbors, and co-workers with you.

We need every last vote to defeat Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Keep pushing, Georgia.

STAY IN LINE.

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@ElonAltman Weirdly, my kids’ elementary school had a spiral slide from
The second floor down to the cafeteria. 😅 it was just a part of their day.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@CooperSBeckett New plan. We all go take naps for the next 9 hours and just let the playlist do what it will. 🤣

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@CooperSBeckett But how many times can you listen to ina-gadda-da-vida?

Probably the same end result, ultimately.

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

A courtesy reminder for the gravy seals.

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@alexL_E_I Gotta love when someone has a passion and goes all in!

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

This finally cracked through my anxiety and I cried a little. 🤣🤣🤣

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

I’ve been crying laughing for like five minutes straight

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@CooperSBeckett This makes my whole night! 🥹🥰🥰🥰

[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@CooperSBeckett He will always be one of my favorite people in the whole world.

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

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[Jess @MissAviatrix]

@MarcieliSh18380 @cbouzy I live in rural NW GA, in MTG territory, but yes I think GA goes to her. We are tired of all the shenanigans.