Dylan Meiteen

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Dissecting and analyzing every fight on #LoveIsBlind is my new fave hobby.

I’m a professional therapist now.

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Do you have all your best friends on Find My or are you normal?

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Wheres the white wine emoji?? 🍷 I’d like to hold it down and see my colour options plz

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

So how many times do you hang dry new clothes before you cave and put them in the dryer?

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Hey @Rogers you good? You have COVID? Shoulda got the vaccine.

[S club @SBengzz]

The Ontario government changing the name from lockdown, to shutdown, to emergency break

[Sam Maggs @SamMaggs]

Absolutely devastated to learn this DAD ROCK album with AVRIL LAVIGNE and SUM 41 is not just a meme but is, in fact, real

[Zoe Whittall @zoewhittall]

If every film and TV set in Ontario has rapid regular Covid 19 testing for all staff why can’t they do that in manufacturing and schools?

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur telling me i have to buy groceries and then put them away?? this is EXACTLY like when i had to do laundry and then put the clothes away. and when i had to clean the dishes and put those away. will the tasks ever end

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Update: white, red, baby pink, pastel blue & navy blue all taken. In case you were worried about clashing...

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

My friends and I are playing “what colour would your inaugural coat be?”

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

My friends and I are playing “what colour would your inaugural coat be?”

[YANN @yannhatchuel]

the inauguration said gay rights!!

[Betches News @Betches_News]

I’m sorry but...is Lady Gaga the mockingjay???? #InaugurationDay

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Thursday nights are for wine and @GreysABC. At least the wine is still good!

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Day 1 of #OntarioLockdown is like the January 1st 2021 of dates. High hopes & nothings changed.

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

@KFCBarstool becoming napkin head from the holiday while also being @theweeknd 👏 well-done sir

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

Well December, you were a nice break from the news.. but we're back!

[Dylan Meiteen @missdylanm]

@t_felix06 YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING but go home BUT YOU'RE RIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU'RE DOING but go home

[Betches News @Betches_News]

They had tanks in the streets all summer and they let these people STORM THE CAPITOL?