Annie McElrath

Cat Mom | 31

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

I belched today and Alexa responded, so either I’m destined for greatness or our future AI overlords aren’t coming as soon as we thought…

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/mn4dEGdVsT

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/l2srPiMouL

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/8K0jOxpk3Z

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

@NOOGAtoday If someone sneezes in St. Elmo and it doesn’t make it to the neighborhood list-serve, it didn’t happen.

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

One thing I wish every ADHDer knew:

Even for neurotypical people, the average brain appears to get about ~3 hours of focus for productive, "high mental energy" work per day.

Just three hours.

Which means we need to redefine what a productive day looks like for all of us. 🧵

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

Shoutout to @skuidify for getting us awesome seats for the @chattanoogafc game this past weekend. Had a fab time! @ Finley Stadium https://t.co/kTCU8ZKG0y

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

I love the gradually increasing discomfort. I need a pain levels chart but with owls.

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

A wild screech owl landed on one of our guest paths. Luckily this little friend was owlright and after a quick vet checkup got back to being cute in the woods.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we are on our way home from the pumpkin patch. and i got to pick out my very own. it is every pumpkin’s first halloween. so remember to make it special

[ChattanoogaBystander @ChattBystander]

BREAKING: Paul Barys promises a permanent shitstorm forecast after he retires, including hellfire and never ending chain restaurant openings

[NOOGAtoday @NOOGAtoday]

According to an inside scoop, Trader Joe's will open in Chattanooga on Fri., Aug. 27. 🙌

What are you buying first? (Cookie butter, here we come.)

📸: @ortwein_sign

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

I can't believe we STILL have to remind people of this after A YEAR AND A HALF but:

If your pet appears on the Zoom, you are REQUIRED to introduce it so the rest of us may address it by name

[lee gatlin @neilaglet]

is this a regional flavor

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Writers are liars.

[Skuid @skuidify]

Time to step away from that desk and take a breather! It's #LeaveTheOfficeEarlyDay!

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

Confronted with the silent darkness of the infinite sea, a lonely caprellid amphipod rears up and cries out to the vast nothing: “WHY, COD!? WHY MUST I BEAR THE CURSÉD NAME ‘SKELETON SHRIMP’ WHEN I HAVE NEITHER THE FORMER NOR AM I THE LATTER!?”

[lee gatlin @neilaglet]

some old Star Wars stuff I found digging around in my old computer

[Skuid @skuidify]

Pew pew! Guess what day it is?
#StarWarsDay #Maythe4thBeWithYou
The Skuad really gets into the spirit of things!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Wasn't @TheAmandaGorman’s poem just stunning? She's promised to run for president in 2036 and I for one can't wait.

[Annie McElrath @missellannieous]

The names of snow plows in Scotland. Amazing.