Ellie

BEASTIE 🐲

[Ellie @missellie_]

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[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

peak female experiences :

1. realizing u can wear whatever you want
2. becoming besties with your sister
3. friendships start turning 10+ years old
4. accepting your body
5. finally understanding your mother
6. de-centering men
7. developing a ferocious sense of self-love

[Nathan White @NPWhite717]

"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper"

with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

GOOD FOR HER: A 50-year-old mother was protesting the district's policy allowing students to use locker rooms based on gender identity.

Stripped down to a bathing suit at a California School Board meeting, asking officials: "If you are disrupted by a 50-year-old woman in a bathing suit, then you have just proven my point about the vulnerability you are forcing on our children..."

​WHAT ABOUT THAT? She brilliantly cornered the board. The swift recess proves their hypocrisy, they cannot stomach the sight of a 50-year-old woman in a swimsuit, but they will mandate that teenage girls change next to biological boys.

[Chukwüderä @chukwudera_ng]

I wish people feared their sons being abusive, pedophiles, and rapists as much as they fear them being gay.

[linkshund @linkshund]

Today was the first time I understood on a deep, instinctive level that Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are two people.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Go get a CD from Cardi

[Lupin @lupinxart]

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. i promise.

[iratus mater @mmerumphius]

My only cleaning tip is have people over regularly. Have tried all the organizational things over two decades, but the only thing that really matters is not going too long between hosting opportunities.

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[Big Linds👑 @creamlyn_]

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self esteem.

[daisy mae @dxija]

i text this man “wassup foo” and he told me hit him up when the estrogen kick in. smh.

[milk @wet_foal]

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

[Maira @maira4yo]

personally i think men should start asking "can i be your boyfriend?" instead of "will you be my girlfriend?"

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

the world can't heal until we get a new song that bangs as hard as No Hands. 15 years and we ain't beat it

[Ellie @missellie_]

@hopiedee_

[B @bmalcolm__]

Instagram needs to remove being able to see who liked what reels, there’s no reason for me to know my former youth pastor is a prolific ass eater