whoops

she/her

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

My Gen Z daughter telling me young people applying for pot washing work must film a video (!) about their passion for the job

I washed dishes in the 90s. Always worked hard whatever the crappy job, but fuck off with being 'passionate' about it.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

leaving every social interaction feeling like some sort of circus animal that was supposed to perform but messed up the entire set

[r @rushdalchawal]

defeating imposter syndrome by actually being dumb incompetent and lazy

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

A fitting tribute paid by the supporters to Donny Strathie in the 76th minute of tonight's match 💙

#SCOMAR | #FIFAWorldCup

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

i love being bisexual because people already know what they’re getting (an annoying person)

[Colonel Angus 💜☭ @ColonelAngus17]

Young kids can't find work because adults need to work until the minute they expire to survive a mediocre existence.

[luz 🕊 @swiftndaya]

definitivamente es una película para verla la primera vez en el cine ojalá todo el mundo que pueda permitírselo vaya y lo disfrute

[Gwendolyn @GLB_88]

Why does this dog look like Gail Platt.

[liv @skysp1its]

at a party fighting the urge to say “they sang this on glee” every other song

[Falkirk FC @FalkirkFC]

TOP SIX FALKIRK!

Full Time: Motherwell 2-3 Falkirk

A brilliant performance in North Lanarkshire means The Bairns will play in the top half of the split this season!

@crunchycarrotsm | #COYB

[kate @mcwfcswift]

corriedale has won best picture at the 2026 #oscars

[sam pellegrino @eddieredclife]

please sign my petition

[phee stallion @pheeyonce]

my corriedale

[keira @kettlevinyl]

i could never be famous. what if people pull up the google reviews about me from my old job.

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

my 25 year old brother just made a 6 7 joke

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Autism feel when you break your Socializing Good streak and are painfully reminded that you do in fact have a social disability, you will never fully overcome it, and you will always unintentionally screw up social situations for your entire life (just with decreasing frequency)

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

IT'S FULL TIME AND WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!

#SCODEN