Matt A

Father of Fore - My thoughts on family, sports, and whatever else crosses my mind. #WeAre

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

@richiebratton 😂

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

When I setup the bouncy house and my kids play on it for 18 seconds before asking me to go inside and “watch something”

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Just going to take a couple practice swings in the driveway

@ring - sweet mother of god there’s a lot happening in your driveway right now

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

@chrisboettcher9 “I have zero tolerance”

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

Except for lifting this is my 19-month old daughter’s schedule

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Apples, yogurts, and water are DEAD

[iesha @1iesha_]

Healthy food in 2005:

- A yogurt
- An apple
- A snack
- Water
- Energy for the whole day

Healthy food in 2026:

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

Be honest, what is your warm up routine for a round of golf?

This is world #2 Jeeno showing off hers.

Mine:

20 high knees
5 deep squats

That’s it. Takes about a minute.

It’s not great, but better than most I see stumbling up to the range lol.

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

@BPD1776 You lost a follower since posting this. Someone is gaming the system (I had the same thought)

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Daughter asked if today was my last day of work

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Last day of daycare for the boy. That means one thing #delete

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Brought the kids here tonight. They have chairs on wheels. Wheels get stuck on the carpet and the kids fall backwards. Happens every time. One down in the first 45 seconds. 10/10 would recommend

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

@ChipJohnson01 @YipStrickler Body cameras

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Dolan bros on the hate train this morning

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

I’ve just received word that in addition to “traffic calming measures” the township will be erecting a statue of me on the street.

#hero

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Nearly 4 years. Countless calls to police. Dozens of meetings with the Board of Commissioners. Petitions. Processes. Questionable use of radar guns. Trees getting struck, replaced, and struck again.

We're getting speed bumps. Don't like em? Guess what.

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

@richiebratton @PGA_JohnDaly Will try this. I am a total head case on the green. Have been for years. It’s amazing I love golf as much as I do considering how bad my putting is.

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

@Bennieeexyz Your dad reading this post

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Nearly 4 years. Countless calls to police. Dozens of meetings with the Board of Commissioners. Petitions. Processes. Questionable use of radar guns. Trees getting struck, replaced, and struck again.

We're getting speed bumps. Don't like em? Guess what.

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Justice never sleeps

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

@mrjoebert

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

My son screaming from the bathroom: dad come quickly I need you ! Hurry!!!

Me: what is it?

Son: there’s guacamole in my poop

Good talk

[Matt A @mister__buzz]

Picking up my friend for a concert.

“Couple of things - if it gets too late and the show is dragging on, I’m good to leave early. Just say the word.

I need to pick up my medicine at the pharmacy on the way”

#respectyourelders