aaron

“Once in a while you get shown the light In the strangest of places if you look at it right”

[aaron @misterflister]

I get that there are genuine issues but it’s every day. Waited 15 minutes at 6PM yesterday, there was a human shit all over 5th ave 59th the day before, and signal problems on the R near Barclays center the day before. Not to mention the escalator at 5th ave 53rd has been out for almost a year. That’s just off the top of my head at the stations i frequent.

[aaron @misterflister]

The @MTA is a fucking clown show. At this point I’d settle for two decent commutes a week. This announcement was made only after waiting 15 minutes for a train that was supposed to come in 8.

[Jonah Katz @dinkin_flickaa]

Smells like updog in here

[aaron @misterflister]

@WHOOP how do i better track calories burned during lifting workouts? Just hit 5 sets of 3 heavy deadlift. No way that was under 40 calories.

[aaron @misterflister]

Was there a 2-for-1 deal on regime changes?

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

🚨 BREAKING — HAPPENING NOW:

The United States is rapidly redeploying the entire USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group out of the South China Sea and steaming full speed toward the Middle East as the U.S. prepares to unleash major strikes on Iran.

[aaron @misterflister]

I’m so happy for them

[aaron @misterflister]

@elonmusk should really be selling bumper stickers that say “I bought this Tesla but i hate Elon/Trump” so he can make money off of the people who hate him too

[aaron @misterflister]

PSA: your coworker knows they have something on their face today.

[aaron @misterflister]

@ZubyMusic @DudespostingWs All hat, no cattle

[aaron @misterflister]

@MTA first day of congestion pricing off to a hot start! More New Yorkers dependent on subways than ever and M trains aren’t running past Delancey/Essex. Money isn’t your problem, incompetence is.

[aaron @misterflister]

@libsoftiktok That’s my home town, how do I buy this guy a beer?

[aaron @misterflister]

@dinkin_flickaa I hear it’s a great way to pay your rent

[aaron @misterflister]

@dinkin_flickaa @ManInTeitz Consider it done, boss

[aaron @misterflister]

Nobody at the office today. Would’ve been the perfect day to bring a tunafish sandwich

[aaron @misterflister]

Thanks for premium @dinkin_flickaa

[aaron @misterflister]

@Garmin @GarminFitness any plans to add music support for @nugsnet on Forerunner 255S Music? Would absolutely love to listen to tasty jams while running.

[aaron @misterflister]

@bricsUSA are you able to help me out?

[aaron @misterflister]

@AmericanAir my $558 suitcase was damaged in flight making it virtually unrollable. This was only its second trip. Can you please do right by me?

Link to suitcase (30 inch): https://t.co/NiOGJyeo5G

[aaron @misterflister]

@AmericanAir I’m sorry that I give you my business…greedy scum fucks. @AmericanAir another dissatisfied customer lost.

[aaron @misterflister]

@AmericanAir my $558 suitcase was damaged in flight making it virtually unrollable. This was only its second trip. Can you please do right by me?

Link to suitcase (30 inch): https://t.co/NiOGJyeo5G

[aaron @misterflister]

@AmericanAir This is not normal wear and tear, this is you damaging a valuable piece of luggage on what was practically it’s maiden voyage. @AmericanAir Can you cover the cost of the repair? Should be under $100