Simon Smith

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@JamieCutteridge This crossed my mind as well.

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@5liveSport @BBCSport The bloke’s an utter drip. The way he tries to put a positive and upbeat spin on absolutely everything is nauseating. The players must be bored stiff listening to him on a daily basis.

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@CharlieFelix Proper oddball fan base

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@lukeaaronmoore Any adult referring to him as CR7 is also a wrong’un.

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano A shade under 2 goals per tournament is some record.

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano You’re a grown man, have some self-respect

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@Dan_Clarkey @3PMSaturday We had all this nonsense with Grealish when a large section of the fan base stuck their heads in the sand until the bitter end.

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@tabuteauS

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@TheCellsView Might even be able to afford to sort the toilets out

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@jmcginn7 @AVFCJono Build that fucking statue.

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@tommyjordanav What was the reasoning for holding the parade today when thousands were still in Istanbul or travelling back?

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@Lisa_AVFC Same here. I thought I was hallucinating when I saw the page.

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@PhilCookes Just got one as well. I've been refreshing that page all week!

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@MeatOneVegBlog Two houses for sale on my road, next to each other, that could be knocked through.

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@jcorrigangolf Surely the only thing that LIV had going for it was having a shitload of money. Now they haven't got that, what else is there?

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@henrywinter Of all the shit things about modern football, this nonsense about a piece of carpet is one of the shitiest.

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@NoContextHumans Obviously haven’t seen @Thompson1Garry at St Andrews in 1987.

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@DianeRusse58708 A massive improvement already. It was a complete an utter eyesore.

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@HLTCO He looks like he’s been sleeping rough

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@ByronicEnigma @WG_RumblePants KP suffered from being an enormous bellend more than anything else.