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#YourShrinkCalledAnd provided a list of more qualified doctors.

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The Dog Doors #MediocreBands

[Megan Hoffman @itsm3g]

Wait, I stay sane?

#HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace

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Take a moment to meditate over whether or not to bring a gun in tomorrow. #HowIStaySaneInMyWorkspace #TooDark?

[Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967]

#WellRumorHasIt that Kevin Bacon loves REO Speedwagon

I heard this from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another etc.

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#WellRumorHasIt I'm great in bed. Nobody sleeps better than me.

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Hashtag War & Peace #InternetABook @midnight

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I was giving free lap dances down at the senior center.. #ThenItGotWeird

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#ButInTheLongRun not being a Cosby fan paid off.

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I started tweeting almost a year ago and #IJustFoundOutI should retweet. Didn't know what it was. I am so so sorry everyone. @AfterFFriday

[Manda Skeptically 🦾🥦🏳️‍🌈 @ShutUpAmanda]

#WeOnlyFightBecause I have an extensive vocabulary and a proclivity for passive aggression

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#WeOnlyFightBecause the sex is better.

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#WeOnlyFightBecause we deserve the basic human right to party.

[The Tweetslinger @DALLASNITES]

#ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdea to start smoking again

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#IForgotToThankYouFor letting me crash with you for 18 years, Mom & Dad.

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Schindler's Wine List #DrinkAClassicFilm

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12 Angry Steps #DrinkAClassicFilm

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I 100% believed the rumors about Michael but looked the other way cause I loved his music. #UnpopularMusicOpinionhour

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Adele can't keep a man #UnpopularMusicOpinionhour

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Kenny G gets me #UnpopularMusicOpinionhour