Mitch Beebe

Jack of all trades and a master of statistics

[Max Springer @MaxSpringer23]

My first piece with @sciam is now live: pollution from skyrocketing numbers of satellites burning up in Earth’s atmosphere could threaten our planet’s protective ozone layer.

https://t.co/TLtFBq2QuI

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

the evidence is in

a crime was committed

a Lions win was stolen in plain sight

refs are pure trash

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

@thegoddessofrap The worst part about kidnappers is their lack of foresight

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

@ff_upsides Why stop at 5? A box has 6.

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

2020 has been a rough year. But at least the entire country is now trained in both epidemiology and data science.

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

If you stop counting votes, Biden goes away just like if you stop testing for COVID, it goes away. It's like he lacks object permanence

[Johnny Verhovek @JTHVerhovek]

Biden campaign just debuted this new ad "Go From There," during Game 1 of the World Series, narrated by Sam Elliott

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

@ButtersMcGowan @nnaspringer I meant to reply to this and say screenshotting my gram to chirp me on twitter was a hilarious move

[Miami University @miamiuniversity]

We are excited to share with fellow Miamians that alumnus Rick McVey ’81 has made a $20 million gift to Miami, which will fund a construction of a new data science building on our Oxford campus.

Learn more: https://t.co/uw3A1Gd8Z7

[Butters @ButtersMcGowan]

@mitchbeebe @nnaspringer even though the dog clearly doesn't approve of mitch I am very happy for you two

[ABC News @ABC]

Pres. Trump mocks Joe Biden on the issue of masks: "I don't wear masks like him. Every time you see him, he's got a mask. He could be speaking 200 feet away and he shows up with the biggest mask I've ever seen." https://t.co/5Bl4Ob3O2t #Debates2020

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

@GreenHuevosNSam Mayonnaise

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

...WHAT

[Josh Margolin @JoshMargolin]

"You guys don't think I give you straight answers," @NYGovCuomo to reporters. "You have to talk to these statisticians: they will not give you a direct answer on anything." #CoronavirusUSA #CoronaVirusNY #CoronavirusPandemic

[David Cicilline @davidcicilline]

For someone who claims to be such a patriot (and who attacked NFL players protesting police brutality), it sure doesn’t seem like @realDonaldTrump has a lot of respect for the National Anthem.

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

@nnaspringer Results not statistically significant

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

Who wants a mustache ride? Donate to movember with the link in my bio https://t.co/Tom7S7OjXQ

[Mitch Beebe @mitchbeebe]

@GreenHuevosNSam I like my clothes medium rare