mitchell

rich spirit. the poetry is in the streets.

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

Pete Rose was a piece of shit let’s not use this to retroactively shine up that turd

[Myrtle Mountaineer @MyrtleEers]

Pete Rose died not seeing his name in the Hall of Fame.

NFL players have lost entire seasons.

But sure, let’s make an exception for this guy and only suspend him two games.

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

Can’t remember if anybody is in 38 but they are gonna need to come up off that

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

LJ! Get healthy young man

[Mason Voth @TheRealMasonV]

Gene Taylor deserves a lot of props for putting his name on this, because I imagine most in the industry feel this way but will be afraid to address it head on.

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

Good, they shouldn’t

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Big 12 ADs say “serious” talks have been held about not playing Texas Tech after Brendan Sorsby's ruling, @RossDellenger reports.

https://t.co/OBNvZOacjq

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

LJ! Get healthy young man

[John Arnold @johnarnold]

Instances of active players caught betting on their own team:
Pete Rose (MLB): Banned for life
8 White Sox players (MLB): Banned for life
Jontay Porter (NBA): Banned for life
Tucupita Marcano (MLB): Banned for life
Brendan Sorsby (college football): Suspended for 2 games

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

"Yes, officer, I was speeding, but driving the speed limit makes me sad."

"Well then we better let you get back to it!"

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

As disastrous a ruling as there has ever been in modern sports. The pathway is now clear: gamble as much as you like, including on your own team and hope you are--or get--good enough that you can lawyer up down the line. A much bigger disaster than anything with NIL or portal.

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

This is a chickenshit statement

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Statement from Texas Tech booster and board chair Cody Campbell

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

If we’re gonna let players bet on their team regardless of the bet and a local judge is going to let them play then college sports really is broken. I don’t really care anymore but this is the most cut and dried example ever of a kid that should be ineligible. What are we doing

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

She ran a Zionist blog. He has 48 Emmys. Get a grip.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Hmmm wonder if that’s because there’s a massive right wing disinformation campaign to spread this bullshit

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

Ah yes Troost, famously very close to Meadowbrook in Prairie Village

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Nine people have suffered injuries in a shooting near England’s World Cup base in Kansas City, Missouri.

Police were called to reports of an incident on Troost Avenue, a short drive from the training base and team hotel England will use during the tournament, at around 4am on Saturday morning.

Full story from @Dan_Sheldon_ and @JessMCHopkins ⬇️

🔗 https://t.co/lHJUVAnpFO

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

#HEYHEYHEYHEY

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

Bubba it’s barely June you blokes are tremendously soft

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England are reportedly having a hard time trying to adapt to the temperature in the USA.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

How is that the shot they drew up? And why are they acting like it was a good look? Am I having a stroke??

[☆ @sunbugclearcup]

no phone concerts are very chic & i don't think it's 'inaccesible' considering they allow you to keep your phone out if you need it medically. you're all just big babies who want a good instagram story.

[mitchell @mitchellwittman]

She’s got that shit on

[LPGA @LPGA]

What would you rate this golf fit?

@USGA Women's Mid-Am Champ Ina Kim-Schaad rocking at Riv