Mitch Perry

Change is a constant of life; grow from it.

[Mitch Perry @mitchp8]

@davidpollack47 Running backs scare me. QBs with running potential scare me. WR’s don’t, maybe I’m old lol

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@davidpollack47 I’m reading all these replies; multiple offensive players; 9/10 replies are offensive players. Is it old school to fear defensive players? No offense to Malachi T, but no WR has ever scared me. All-world defensive ends scare me.

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@cornbreadcowboi Craig T. MacGyver and he knows the difference between a pan head, flat head, hex head, and the appropriate bit kit for that tamper-proof screw in the picture you walked in with.

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@Balsamic_Vinnn By inconspicuous, I mean I’m walking out of there like a pregnant man.

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@Balsamic_Vinnn That whole cake would’ve been inconspicuously hidden beneath my shirt and carted offsite for selfish devouring.

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@SECcousinShane @MichaelWBratton “Don’t Sleep on Tulsa” was great in the Twister soundtrack, though 😂

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@MichaelWBratton heard you drop famous film composer John Williams on @SECcousinShane in the pod; “not my cup of tea?!?” Shane, dude… you don’t even know how influential Williams has been in your life, sir. He made the Jaws theme song, dude!

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@RossDellenger LSU created the litigation in Louisiana. Landry is just another mouthpiece, like most politicians unfortunately.

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@AuburnEinstein Are you asking them to sort by turnovers, sir?

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@TheLanePlane @MichaelWBratton @finebaum @SEC You are puppet for LSU. It’s really sad.

See how easy this is? 🤦‍♂️

[Mitch Perry @mitchp8]

@MattMoscona What does hypocrite even mean nowadays? 😂

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@TalkingtheSIP Embarrassing and I’m a gamecock fan, lol

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@slate_fluker Is this solely portal or does it include players who graduated or moved to NFL?

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@geauxtigers2025 That’s because the SEC and LSU both are aware that most LSU fans are retarded.

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@geauxtigers2025 Anything that the SEC pays in settlement will be back charged to LSU, lol.

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@DuragKiff @BDurhamSports @PeteThamel But you just left the kids to die, Durag. You brought them to that alley, only to give ‘em up.

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@DuragKiff @BDurhamSports @PeteThamel And a school given the opportunity by their own state-mandated TRO to roster and play those players, but instead fucking them. That’s you, boo.

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@CPhilly19 I know who folded first, though.

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@CPhilly19 It was a call in poker. Nothing burger at surface level for idiots, but a whole lotta information conveyed to those who can see it.

Guess you cannot. 🤷‍♂️

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@dabrou50 @thelsuchad 5 or even 6 years and he would’ve been back up

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@dabrou50 @thelsuchad Let’s just say no one was going to offer him a lucrative NIL deal during his college days 😂