elizabeth 💫 📚 🌈

she/her, boarding school latin teacher, once recognized a spelling mistake in an Aeneid tattoo, wishes she were Tuulikki Pietilä, fanfic enthusiast

[Noor @noorscribbles]

I invest in skincare, never touched concealer in my life. Just bought one in my mid-20s & now I "need" it every time I leave the house. Before, nobody ever pointed out my undereyes, I never thought about them either. I think makeup doesn't fix insecurities, it gives birth to them

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Tantalus got such a raw deal like you couldn’t have given the boy a zyn or something to tide him over 😭😭

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Alternatively: He gets to be selective about which projects he takes on because everyone recognizes the talent & he was already rich as fuck from Twlight

[m @samcentric]

the post-pandemic state of the fandomsphere is so funny because with love and light in the Before Times this category of person would not even have the faintest idea of what ao3 is

[pruzin paaland 🇳🇴 @gruzinhaa9lnd]

at least he knows he’s chronically online

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[julie @helencftroy]

yes making a film about the Odyssey or even The Iliad is all fun and games but who’s gonna be brave and give me a trip to the underworld and Dido’s suicide in 70mm by adapting The Aeneid

[Bad News Bettie (PUT IT TF ON 😷‼️) @profesh_fucker]

Nope. When I saw ppl jogging out in wildfire smoke and doing yoga on the roof in 2023 I realized that our modern notions of health and fitness are rooted in disorder. I mean I realized it before that but it couldn't be more stark at that point.

[COTM @COTM_2]

Personajes que dejaron escapar al bebé y años después lo enfrentan de adulto como una amenaza

[Elliott Prasse-Freeman @_e_pf_]

Hot Oregon trail summer

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

1995: oh cool you can buy books online now

2026: the company that owns Whole Foods and Lord of the Rings is experiencing setbacks with its space program

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The prophecy must be fulfilled

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

as a gen z'er I thought the whole "I read it for the articles" bit was meant to be a laughably transparent defense, but it really does seem like playboy published quality interviews. is this just a symptom of the enshittening of everything now?

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

A fun adaptation of the Iliad would be one that focuses almost entirely on the gods with the little men struggling in the dust at Troy as just backdrop

[Boxy @Boxy_FT]

If Rome had conquered all of Europe, never splintered, and all Europeans today spoke Latin, we'd probably consider "Roman European" a single ethnicity too

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

I’m sorry but Nantucket shouldn’t look like this. It’s supposed to be waspy, New Englandy and understated. Last time I was in the Vineyard, I saw people driving $80K black SUVs with their tinted windows rolled up. Keep that shit in the Hamptons.

[Adrienne thee Creative | Experience Curator @brownandbella]

I need y’all to stop talking about Taco Bell when EVERY where I shop carries Taylor Farms direct to the consumer: from Sam’s Club, to Fresh Grocer to Aldis and I’m sure MOST other grocery stores.

Cut the bullshit and tell ppl the whole truth.

[Dr. Ashley | Panicked Foodie (she/her)🖤🤍💜🩶 @PanickedFoodie]

OR...we could help them, like they help us with our fires??

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

The transition from “Knicks in Five, World Cup Summer Vibes” to “Diarrhea Parasite, Hazardous Air, Stay Inside and Don’t Eat Greens” hits hard