Michel

[Michel @mjack96]

I love the ways different vinegars are branded:
- White vinegar: “A million uses! Make pickles! Clean your bathtub! Make a model volcano!”
-Balsamic vinegar: “Giuseppe made this vinegar 450 years ago. Please enjoy!”
- Apple cider vinegar: “One tsp per day makes you immortal.”

[Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini]

Did anyone watch the Spurs Timberwolves series and think, “if only Minnesota had LaMelo Ball instead of Naz Reid”

[Michel @mjack96]

@DustyRay0 @PhilMackey Yeah, because the guy we just salary dumped kept his roster spot over him despite being worse.

[Michel @mjack96]

@WillRagatz People saying Jaden at PF don’t know ball. He’s an on-ball defender and a shooter. He can’t live in the paint. He’s not a rebounder and he doesn’t defend big men well. He’s great at what he does, but he can’t be your starting 4.

[Michel @mjack96]

@WillRagatz Who is your starting power forward? This is one of the stupidest roster building moves I’ve ever seen. TC just lost me for the first time.

[Michel @mjack96]

@Wolvesmuse What on earth makes anyone think that Jaden at the 4 is a good thing? This is a horrible trade

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Michel @mjack96]

@TPCarney @nkulw Yes you moron

[Michel @mjack96]

@Wolvesmuse Rudy gets away with illegal screens too tbh, but at least he’s subtle about it.

[Michel @mjack96]

@automaticnba Can you imagine if a team had Rudy Gobert to guard Jokic AND KAT to guard Wemby? If that team also a premier perimeter defender like Jaden McDaniels, and the best two-way guard in the league in Ant, surely they would own the West.

[Michel @mjack96]

@ettingermentum Can you go 82-0, level imposible: no 100-point game havers AND no pedophiles

[Michel @mjack96]

@daveanthony Eradicated* lol

[Michel @mjack96]

@daveanthony It’s actually so equally distressing and hilarious how much the MAHA movement is just bringing back previously irradiated illness, and that people are just slurping it up! We are so cooked in the head as a population!

[Michel @mjack96]

Nutrition experts advise against a diet with tons of burgers for reasons other than a “war on protein”, much like they advise against drinking tons of beer for reasons other than a “war on water” lol

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

[Michel @mjack96]

@tornadojally 1. Ant
2. Jaden
3. Naz
4. LeBron
5. Rudy

Name a better starting 5 than that.

[MNMuse @_MNMuse]

The Timberwolves have had 5 All NBA Players (excluding Ant) in their history. Here’s what happened after they left:

KAT - Made the Finals

Butler - Made the Finals

KG - Won the Finals

K-Love - Won the Finals

Cassell - Won the Finals

We’re a Cursed Franchise…

[Michel @mjack96]

Idk what discourse this is referencing, but I do know her husband has <10 years before his first massive coronary event

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

These bad boys are $3.99 a pack and are 2 lunches for my husband

You can literally cook em in a toaster oven or over an open fire with a stick if you don't have a house

This discourse is so ridiculous

[Michel @mjack96]

@BrettKollmann Imagine being a Vikings season ticket holder and getting told that Packers @ Vikings is in Sao Paulo instead of Minneapolis this season

[Michel @mjack96]

@Biedersam I just ordered the repair kit before I realized that cutting the cord and sending a photo for a refund would cover the cost of the new unit, but the wastefulness of that makes me sick

[Michel @mjack96]

@ChristopherHine Ja Morant to the Wolves is more likely than Conley to Memphis lol

[Michel @mjack96]

He can also bike to work here like he used to!

[NBA Base @TheNBABase]

“I highly, highly doubt LeBron would want to finish out his playing days in Minnesota, but let me assure him that we have better hotels here than they have in Memphis.

Other than the weather, the basketball situation makes a ton of sense. He could play with a young star in Anthony Edwards, whom he really enjoys, and would be surrounded by great defenders who could take the pressure off him on that end. Meanwhile, he would immediately address one of the biggest weaknesses the Timberwolves have by installing one of the smartest players to ever play with a group that often struggles with decision-making. Plus, the traffic is so much lighter in the Twin Cities than in L.A. or the Bay Area!

So c’mon, Bron; pull a couple of those Cleveland coats out of storage and give yourself one more real chance in Minnesota.”

- @JonKrawczynski