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An ugly bag of mostly water | he/him

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@Scott_Wiener Sucks to suck, asshole.

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@JDVance Eat shit you lying couch fucker

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@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Shut the fuck up Kegsbreath.

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@GovMikeHuckabee Remember when you were governor of Arkansas and raised taxes to pay for childrens' health care? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

You can the current Arkansas governor can both eat shit.

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Monitoring the Situation

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@glove @Ledger @Apple LOL. LMAO even.

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@c14israel Literal Nazi shit

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@JohnBasham @POTUS @SenTedCruz I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!!

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@HalieyWelchX @solana Fantastic! I'd expect nothing less from a crypto coin from you.

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Suni to NASA: "*sound of pistol slide* Starliner's haunted"

[Gene @SpaceBasedFox]

Starliner crew reports hearing strange "sonar like noises" emanating from their craft. This is the real audio of it:

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@newtgingrich Why are you being so weird?

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@torybruno @ajtourville

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@JDVance LOL no

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@DeItaone LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I'm sure she'll care about the 500 votes she's going to lose.

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@FractalEncrypt Daydreaming about destroying every Bitcoin miner on the planet

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A thing of beauty and a joy forever

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@Dr_CSWright YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hey @Shopify how do people report a store that violates your Acceptable Use Policy?

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@theRealKiyosaki LOLOLOLOLOL

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@stitchfix How the fuck do I delete my account?