Michael Brisbin

Stuff and things. Father, husband and Philly sports fan 😅

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The Cylinder Must Remain Unharmed (2028)

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Hall of fame opening sentence

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[Ryan J Higgins, Ed.D. @ryanjhiggins]

Fiscal responsibility

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He’s doing the meme irl

[Dom Italiano @itsdomyoutube]

If I throw a pick into triple coverage and a subway ad pops up for a ham and cheese sandwich i'll light my xbox on fire

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

"the end of the Left" and it's just a bunch of cucks celebrating a pedophile's 80th birthday

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

There’s no way democrats would be that based.

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Alex Kirshner @alex_kirshner]

Most embarrassing moment for an American pro sports league in quite some time. Don't forget it just because the people involved will never understand it

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

they really used to be $5

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

God, please do the funniest thing ever

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

In a normal democracy this would be so illegal

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place