MJ

[MJ @mjcrossman]

@ChipotleTweets @Venmo #suppliescontest 🙏🏼 thank you, Chipotle for supporting teachers!

[MJ @mjcrossman]

@BostonHeraldHS Danny,
This is Brian Crossman of Acton-Boxborough. Jacob Kao’s time for the Herald Article is 21.43 not 21.80
And Ryan Forrest time is 21.99 not 22.60
Those are their seed times.
This is my daughters Twitter account.
Thank you

[MJ @mjcrossman]

@megpachico THIS HAPPENED TO ME AT TARGET!! I tried on a hat and didn’t buy it. The NEXT day I had an Instagram ad for target hats. Goodbye I’m going off the grid

[MJ @mjcrossman]

@DJ_Smiles715 Oh my gosh 😂

[Cochise @IanLoc_]

Y’all really think the baseball gods was gon let y’all win after this??????

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

The world is so terrible right now that we found out the president doesn’t know how to use an umbrella and we couldn’t even enjoy it

[MJ @mjcrossman]

@janvldmr What the FUCK

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Chad Ludington, a Yale classmate of Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s, issued a statement saying the Supreme Court nominee was not truthful about his drinking. Here is the full statement. https://t.co/qw0XSniC31

[Cher @cher]

AM SICK Of OLD
REPUBLICAN MISOGYNISTS TREATING WOMEN LIKE
DERANGED ESCAPES FROM
THE 50’s‼️YOURE OLD WHITE
MEN WHO WANT TO PAT OUR HEADS & SAY BE GOOD GIRLS‼️THOSE DAYS ARE OVER & SO ARE YOU‼️WE’RE COLORFUL,LGBT,WE WANT OUR BODIES BACK,WE WANT EQUAL PAY,WE DEMAND RESPECT

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

next time a guy touches the small of my back/butt for no reason when he’s trying to walk by me i’m turning around and cupping him straight on the sack i’m over this shit ladies it’s cupping szn

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

A "Purge" comedy where two pals accidentally kill someone a week before the purge and try to fake the person's life until the murder would be legal.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

REPUBLICANS: who can be sure about what happened 36 years ago

ALSO REPUBLICANS: when the founding fathers put a comma in this sentence they meant we can have assault rifles

[MJ @mjcrossman]

It’s times like these when I wish I was Kylie Jenner just tweeting about cereal. She’s livin the life, man.

[MJ @mjcrossman]

I had a dream last night that I got into an Uberpool and the other passengers were Drake and Nicki Minaj

[tommy gun kelly @RombusTomlinson]

Venmo Venmamos
Venmas Venmais
Venma Venman