Mark Simoncelli Jr

Men lie, women lie, buckets don't. Sometimes controversial, always fre$h. billsheatribe

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

I can pretty much guarantee you I know exactly what Buster wants to say about having to answer irrelevant non-Baseball questions that pertain to the sexual preference within the LGBTQ fudge packing community.

You know how I know what he wants to say? Because it’s exactly what I, & most every single player, coach, & front office executive who were part of the @SFGiants World Series dynasty teams that brought the city 3 World Series titles in 5 years would say. And say confidently into the camera…..

“I’m not wearing this gay bullshit. Queers don’t watch Baseball anyway. They watch The View, enjoy therapy, & fudge packing sessions. And anyone inside the LGBTQ community, or those who support them don’t like what I just said, then I say to you…. Go fuck yourselves, & eat a dick. And I mean that in the most literal sense.”

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

@VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @OhioTate @StoolMintzy @hqspider @hen_ease @stoolgambling @BFW That being said welcome to the Yak to talk about Widespread Ben Mintz

[John Stevens @johnnyfire817]

The Guardians have called up over 40 different players since bringing up Francisco Lindor in 2015.

Just 5 have an overall OPS > .700 - Angel Martinez, Brayan Rocchio, Steven Kwan, David Fry...and Yandy Diaz.

Both Kwan's & Fry's current OPS is sub-.700

CLE can't develop bats.

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Miami has a Big 3 once again

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

Parker Messick owns the third-best ERA (2.67) and fifth-best strikeout total (101) in the American League (including a career-high 10 Ks tonight). He throws 97 mph now, too, which is fun.

Smells like an All-Star. And should be getting more AL Rookie of the Year hype.

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

Parker. Messick. #GuardsBall

[one cleveland baseball fan @1CLEbaseballfan]

Death taxes and

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

@TJZuppe @ZackMeisel Kumquat @SelbyIsGodcast

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

I can’t believe how sick it looks

[Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports]

Starting a thread of videos and pictures of new Highmark Stadium here. New videos/pictures will be posted in the replies.

Starting with a look from the 200 level in the corner….

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

You are welcome @BuffaloBills

[Andy Young @AndyYoungTV]

Terry Pegula says #BillsMafia has contributed $263 million in PSL sales in building Highmark Stadium.

[Austin @ChefTrillie]

Klay Thompson and Khris Middleton next season

[Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds]

The Heat have been busy -- long before tonight -- figuring out what shooters to put around Bam Adebayo and Giannis Antetokounmpo. They have their targets.

[Smokes @nickysmokess]

No one knew who Caleb Martin, Max Strus, Gabe Vincent and Duncan Robinson were til they played for the Miami Heat. No one finds and develops talent better than us.

Jimmy Butler went to the finals with Publix bag boys. If you think this team won’t compete ur an idiot.

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

Brady and Giannis in the same day. What a day for SoFlo

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

An underrated part is I’m sure Jaylen Brown won’t take this super seriously and self destruct the Celtics locker room #HeatCulture

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

Either really cool or really gay

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

GOD, I trusted you at the beginning, and I will continue to trust you throughout. 🙏🏽💯

[Mark Simoncelli Jr @mjcule]

Brady and Giannis in the same day. What a day for SoFlo

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Hearing that the Florida Panthers are getting close to acquiring Brady Tkachuk from the Ottawa Senators.
I believe Ottawa will get three first-round picks and a second-round pick in the deal if finalized. More to come.

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

June 21, 2012 - 14 years ago today the Gentleman’s Sweep of the Oklahoma City Thunder was completed for Championship #2!