Mike Trout

Husband, father, ally 🏳️‍🌈, amateur techie, curious nature. Should read more books rather than Twitter. RT ≠ endorsement. Tweets are my own.

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

@cincybtom @MikeCox07 I’m in!

[Joe Reeve - 🇬🇧/acc @isnit0]

I built an app that lets you talk to statues. Naturally, I took it for a spin at the British Museum.

Full conversations in the thread.

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

Truly enjoyed the first season with some nice callbacks to the original, so many lines including the GD brownies. Also GREAT to see so many references to @tomhanks and @Corey_Feldman with the walk on appearance.

God I love this place.

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

Don’t know if @jjwhitetv and I had anything to do with influencing the #Burbs series with our annual barrage of tweets to Tom Hanks about a sequel. After Corey Feldman acknowledged our efforts, I like to think the ball was rolling.

[Corey Price @coreyp08]

Tennessee is 100-2 in their last 102 home games when they lead their opponent at halftime. Their only 2 losses:

- @KentuckyMBB (today)

- @KentuckyMBB (January 28th, 2025)

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

Odd that I am agreeing with Tucker Carlson

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 Tucker Carlson just turned the gun around.

Tucker Carlson is now accusing Trump’s regime of using Charlie Kirk’s assassination as a pretext to:

- Abolish the First Amendment
- Round up Americans
- And Nazify the country

Yes, Tucker said that.
And for once… he’s not wrong.

When the propaganda machine starts screaming at its own inventor, something is breaking. Loudly.

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

Is it me or is it @espn?

Brightness is almost unbearable on the broadcast.

LGB!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So the “pro-life” party has officially moved from banning abortions to openly fantasizing about executing homeless people. Got it.

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

@jjwhitetv @jloganwxguy @JimWKYT @Kentuckyweather

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

@grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual. Don’t tag them.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Dear rest of the world: This is the groundbreaking of Dachau, 1933; the Reich is just getting started. Help us make sure it doesn’t end up like the last time. We’ll do our best from in here. Thanks.

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

@RepThomasMassie @StevenTDennis Are you more or less likely to hold him accountable now? Ball is in your court @RepThomasMassie

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

@RepThomasMassie @StevenTDennis Then hold him accountable

[LEX News @LEX18News]

In a statement, Lexington Air Traffic Control announced that they will be reducing staffing on midnight shifts to "provide better service during the daytime hours when traffic is the busiest.": https://t.co/oUaHY3Yz40

[Tres Terrell @TerrellTres]

Prayers for the city of London and the surrounding areas that were also affected. 💔

📹: BenChilders/FB

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

Will continue to say, this man is a cancer on society. Absolutely no morals and certainty not a religious figure.

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

After warning that "there's a possibility that we're gonna have an atomic bomb dropped on this country within two years, maybe sooner," Jim Bakker said he needs a million dollars to stay on the air so he can "help usher in the coming of the Lord."

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

In a scathing 4-page court filing overnight, a group of FBI employees who investigated the Jan. 6 attack have asked a judge to order the Justice Department to destroy its controversial list of 5,000+ FBI employees who were part of the US Capitol Insurrection investigation (more)

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

A U.S. household now needs to earn $114,000 annually to afford a median-priced home.

That's up 70.1% from $67,000 just six years ago, per Realtor com

[Mike Trout @mjtrout]

@grok how does one commit white collar crimes? Asking for a friend.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

🚨NEW: @Reuters reports that the Trump admin today ordered the FBI to devote a THIRD of its work to immigration enforcement — and must deprioritize all white collar crime as a result.

So the richest people get to avoid any fear of arrest while the FBI rounds up migrant workers!

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The Qatar Economic Forum is hosting a public session on how to make money off of Trump’s bribery and corruption schemes.

This is where we are.