merr kerrt

My father always said it best, burn the world down til there’s nothing left.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

Wait I love whichever Victoria Secret intern put Bradley Cooper’s ex wife right behind his new girlfriend in the line up😅

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

I need to be kissed by Adam Brody once in my life

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

Also I am statue-like still when getting a haircut. I can’t be blamed…can you tell I have hair trauma from years of bowl cuts as a kid🫣

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

Has anyone ever said they hated their haircut to their hairdressers face?!? Or is that a myth?

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

Sometimes I get bored and call my MIL to see if I can out talk her. And today I won, she said she had to go first. 🙌🏻

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

Why do people insist on showing me where the light switch is? Like I’ve never been in a room before …

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

What songs would you put on the burned cd you made now for your high school ex years ago?

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

I need Kenny Ortega to do a choreograph and lyrical version of Taylor Swift’s Era tour ASAP!

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

If I got away with murder or a crime I would 100% put that I did it in my will so people know. I hope OJ does the same!

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

@cclark2889 We love a queen who is good with her money 👸🏻

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

I can’t get rid of any clothes because what if my nonexistent daughter wants vintage looks????! I can’t get rid of anything! Follow me for more tips on how to void cleaning.

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

I frequently email @honeygrow asking them to bring back the buffalo chicken stir fry and make it all year round. Where is it???

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

This orange peel theory is stupid. You really wanna test your partner’s loyalty and character? Wait until they get all the way into their spot and then ask them to pick up something that is in your arms length

[kim @KimmyMonte]

just remember, if your football team loses this weekend, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you.

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

@ChickfilA emailing me “my year in a nugget” is honestly makes me want to eat it more and get my numbers up for next year. Challenge accepted.

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

Just back to say that we both ended up wearing leather skirts 🙃

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

I swear sister telepathy is a thing. We are 5 years apart and never talk about what we are wearing for Xmas. I’ll bet 10 buckaroos that we are wearing something similar this year.

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

I swear sister telepathy is a thing. We are 5 years apart and never talk about what we are wearing for Xmas. I’ll bet 10 buckaroos that we are wearing something similar this year.

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

My ADHD red flag is playing a song over and over again until I know the whole lyrics. Current song: None Of Your Business - Salt-N-Pepa 🚩

[merr kerrt @mk__miller]

I don’t know how touring artist do it. I can barely make it through one song in my car without being winded