Markus

🤷‍♀️ he/him

[Markus @mk_j69]

@VectorBelly 🎂 Amidst the darkness, a single, flickering candle may persist. It could have been sitting upon a cake which may in fact be celebrating the 8th anniversary of this potentially humorous tweet.

[Markus @mk_j69]

@VectorBelly

[Markus @mk_j69]

@RealTrollFeeder @archer_rs Did you get better

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Peter Cramp entrepreneur- I make dreams come true 💫

[Joël Grimal @Collectors_Way]

@currys sold me a faulty @HisenseUK Dishwasher which Curry’s own engineer came out to assess and said it was a dangerous fire hazard.

A simple Google of the model HV672C60UK shows that is has a common manufacturing fault & under consumer law the item should be replaced/refunded

[Joël Grimal @Collectors_Way]

I want to warn people about how bad Currys and Hisense are, so if you could please RT this & the tweet below I will be picking out someone at random on the 1st of August to send them £20

Unlike Currys I honour my word, so if you want the free money, please RT this & below thanks

[Markus @mk_j69]

@Brighterdayvnl Gullis and Truss for me, in that order

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Don’t forget
What they did
Vote them out

[Markus @mk_j69]

first contact with me as a potential customer?

[Markus @mk_j69]

Cold called from someone on your “appointments team” based in the South East. Offered me an appointment with an Energy Saving advisor in the next few days. I said I’ll review my utility choices in my own time. He made the same offer again rephrasing slightly

[Markus @mk_j69]

This is a pressure tactic to push me into accepting a follow up call. I repeated I didn’t want to be contacted *click* they hung up - not even a word to end to phonecall. Incredibly rude - how do is that supposed to encourage me to choose British Gas in future when that’s your

[Markus @mk_j69]

. @BritishGas just been hung up on by someone who phoned me on your behalf. Is that your approach to customer service generally?

[Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧 @godfrey_lawson]

With yesterday’s announcement, I am concerned voters are feeling apathetic with the Tories

I have therefore compiled a thread reminding readers of some achievements over the last 14 years

Please be sure to like and RT

#GeneralElection #GeneralElection2024 #bbcqt

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[Markus @mk_j69]

@themickcooper I’ve spent another five minutes thinking about this and already feel more stupider

[Markus @mk_j69]

@SeriousShortbrd @balancecoffeeuk What kind of grinder we talking?

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

It’s almost as if he didn’t understand what he was voting for …..

[Markus @mk_j69]

@dandouglas I can’t believe you’ve just said that

[Markus @mk_j69]

@markfschofield @CheapIndieVinyl @nadineshah @PiccadillyRecs Hope you find someone and get to opportunity to go, Mark

[Markus @mk_j69]

@CheapIndieVinyl Deep and big and catchy all at the same time - impressive stuff. Very generous and giving with her chat even after a couple of hours of signing. Very much looking forward to the Manchester gig.