Max Kaplan

[Dave @sheepfilms]

As it’s Halloween, which baguette is the most scary? Give your reasoning pls

[Shit Duolingo Says @shitduosays]

🙌🙌

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@sukhisensation NOOOO white claw is SO GOOD

[Shit Duolingo Says @shitduosays]

RT for badminton, Like for J. Biebs

[Congressman Brendan Boyle @RepBrendanBoyle]

Like some of my Democratic colleagues, I’m young, from an immigrant family, also very critical of Trump. Funny thing though, he never tells me to “go back where I come from.” Hmm I wonder why? 🤔

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@NYCTSubway what is going on with 456 trains at grand central? Are any trains going downtown???

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@thiswayjose Solution: don’t see scary movies

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The purpose of Russia Today is to make sure you have no idea what's actually happening in Russia today.

In this case that insulting the prez of Russia is illegal

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Last week, we called the concentration camps at the border for what they are.

In the week since:
- Acting director of Customs & Border Patrol resigned
- Bank of America announced they will stop financing for-profit immigrant detention & private prisons.

Words matter.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Mueller is playing a game of Taboo with Congress.

His word is “impeach.”

[James Cook @BBCJamesCook]

US special counsel Robert Mueller: If we were confident the president did not commit a crime we would have said so...charging the president with a crime was not an option we could consider.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

At the event I will also unveil my newest platform policy: Abolish Sour Mix 2020 😉

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The reason women are critiqued for being too loud or too meek, too big or too small, too smart to be attractive or too attractive to be smart, is to belittle women out of standing up publicly.

The goal is to ‘critique’ into submission. & That applies to anyone challenging power.

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@Stat_Ron @StatsInTheWild I need proof of this man bun!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For context, this kicks in within days of a typical at-home test working.

If you were sexually assaulted (stress delays cycle), took a morning-after pill (throws off cycle), or have an irregular cycle, you‘d have no idea.

There are a TON of ways this law ignores basic biology.

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@thunderdale92 If you have to ask, you’re bad luck

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@luqven Ew

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@Stat_Ron @SInow @MichaelSalfino “Computer revelations”
Lol

[Max Kaplan @mkapslock]

@thiswayjose Pete Davidson in a white walker costume was the highlight of my night

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Because I encouraged them to vote present, along w/ others.

McConnell tried to rush the #GreenNewDeal straight to the floor without a hearing.

The real question we should be asking: Why does the Senate GOP refuse to hold any major hearings on climate change?