SaltPDX

Chaos Specialist. I do a little bit of everything all at once.

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

It's not easy being a seething cauldron of judgmental snark.

[BCS Online Magazine @BCSmagazine]

New Issue: BCS #403 out today, featuring stories of tangling with burdens of magic by @jonathanolfert and Adam Breckenridge, a podcast of the Breckenridge read by @mkhobson, and a From the BCS Archives story by AJ Lucy, behind cover art by Nele Diel: https://t.co/0yUfCE9kIZ

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@s8n I sold you my soul and all I'm getting is cute animal memes.

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

"Mute and move on" is my new motto

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@Buddyhead God I love this

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

My mighty army of sexbot followers grows larger by the day.

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

Choose your delusions wisely. https://t.co/lIoSS23amp

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

Jesus Christ you watch *one* ASMR soap-crushing video on YouTube

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@tuber_x Twitter was down for, like 30 mins. The whole world briefly fell apart. But it's all OK now

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@kgw8 f'in autocorrect ...

[BCS Online Magazine @BCSmagazine]

BCS #392, Fifteenth Anniversary Double-Issue: bonus novella by @Filiphdz (32,000 words long!) now live on the BCS website, alongside new stories by Carrie Vaughn and Samuel Chapman and a podcast of the Chapman guest-narrated @MKHobson and @MichaelJDeLuca. https://t.co/deZ5Cau0ry

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@RajivMote @BCSmagazine Thank you, I really enjoyed reading it! ❤️

[BCS Online Magazine @BCSmagazine]

New Issue: BCS #389 out today, featuring stories of confrontation during quest by @rajivmote and Zachary Olson @ZOPcast, with a podcast of the Moté guest-narrated by @mkhobson, behind new cover art by Michal Kváč: https://t.co/i0IW8eax0c

[BCS Online Magazine @BCSmagazine]

New Issue: BCS #383 out today, featuring stories of funerary rites and the living by @KatWithSword Howard and J.A. Prentice @LivingAuthors, podcast of Howard read by @mkhobson, From the BCS Archives story by Riley Neither, new cover art by Roberto Nieto: https://t.co/gjzv8Rl6Aa

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@MariaHaskins @BCSmagazine @MyrceneDean @josh_rountree It was my honor 🙏

[BCS Online Magazine @BCSmagazine]

New Issue: BCS #382 out today, featuring stories of daughters defiant for their mothers by @MariaHaskins and M.S. Dean @MyrceneDean, podcast of the Haskins read by @mkhobson, From the Archives story & podcast @josh_rountree, behind cover art by Ed Perryer: https://t.co/xtweMZ3nBH

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

I'd like to sleep now, brain, you seditious motherfucker.

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@veenadubal One time, it was my daughter's 7th birthday party and I didn't have a knife to cut the cake. So I thought, "what if I just let them tear it apart with their hands?" One of my best memories. ❤️

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

@WallStreetSilv The reason the restaurant trumpets that this is a "Living Wage Surcharge" is because customers are stupid and easily manipulated. They'll just tip less, screwing the lowest-paid workers and leaving the profiteers unscathed (that is until they can't find wait staff anymore 😂)

[SaltPDX @mkhobson]

#rimbaud