Matthew

welcome to my twitter, where dreams come true

[Off the damn loud @ounceofmid]

And who’s the reptile?? 😂😂 I’m just playin y’all have fun molesting that lizard

[Jonathan “John” Cox Jr. @JohnCox2324]

Free Coke zeros if you get a DUI btw

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

You're good dude, this could literally happen to any of us bro

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

On the route we all fam

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Comedy is ok. But clown, is more difficult.

[JoplinCW @NotYourRock]

"the base is behind joe biden"

the base:

[Matthew @mlafytafy]

Things are going well

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

"sort of maybe doing things that help reduce suffering will help us keep causing the suffering", we're reaching heights of feckless liberalism previously thought impossible

[UAW @UAW]

STAND UP.
#StandUpUAW

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

Can a hammer blow directly to the head cure cancer?

[tommy shelby @summerrito]

i’m physically ill

[Rob @robrousseau]

I've watched this so many times

[flglmn @flglmn]

excited to discover why this is unconstitutional https://t.co/9qFx9oM2IT

[Matthew @mlafytafy]

It is time