Derpy Muffin

Mail carrier pony & muffin lover.

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

@mlp_Confection @mlp_Charlie ♪ That do anything for ya? ♫

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

Muffins, anyone? 9.6

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*throws a snowmuffin at whoever sees this tweet. Derpy doesn't let /anyone/ be left out of the fun!* 9.6 #PVSBF22

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*feels attacked. Attacking tarrasque!*

[Princess Plotline of 30XX @mlp_Plotline]

*is now staring at all of his O&O players in #GameCenter Room #1. They have brought all of their characters against his challenge tonight*

*his challenge?*

*a googly-eyed tarrasque*

"HEEEEYYYY EVERBOOODY!!! 9.6"

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

Hm? *looks up at the unmanned float*

*she hops on the float, knocking off the "Coach Z, You Jerk" part, and drives the float happily*

Yay! ^.^

Happy Hearth's Warming Parades!

#HWP22

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

I'm fine, @mlp_Birdcat! I'm just gonna keep on rolling along here. 9.6;

#HWP22

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*on the tail end of @mlp_UnGooseAlt's float, her wagon crumpled, and being dragged along*

Uhhh... hiiiii everyone! 9.6'

#HWP22

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*her #HWP22 float is basically just her in a red wagon with pedals and a steering wheel that doesn't actually work*

*oh yeah, look out, everypony!*

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*is cheering on @mlp_Rainbow because she asked her to* 9.6 #RotL22

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*she smiles to you all and waves*

^.^/)

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

I sentence you to 5,000 hours of community service at the #GameCenter! ^^ #GCOnO

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

Gala! Gala! Gala! ^^

*is eating donuts at the donut shop instead*

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*her artificer is bounding happily along with the party of, roughly, 80+ NPCs!* ^.^ #GCOnO

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

Ooooh! It's @mlp_MsCheerilee who is going to have to roll up a new character! Neat! ^^ #OnONight

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

Does my character see this happening yet? 9.6 #OnONight

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

Ummm... thanks? >.> #OnONight

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

*rolls*

Um, fourteen? #OnONight

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

I use my mystery key infusion and unlock Swindle's shackles so she can fly again while also slipping her my thieves tools. ^^ #OnONight

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

You can do it, Honor Roll! ^^ #OnONight

[Derpy Muffin @mlp_Derpy]

Oh, wow! That... wasn't far at all! *giggles* #OnONight