*yep, that ain't happening*
HONK HONK HONK!
*turns around, chases @mlp_GavinGriff off of the float, and eventually, down the street*
*the float is unattended*
#HWP22#Honk
HONK HONK!
*floats their float down the road, dragging @mlp_Derpy's little red wagon behind it*
HONK!
*has no presents for the float-goers, but does bring the gift of music in the form of @mlp_GavinGriff. He's sure it'll be fine*
#HWP22
*is going in line with the floats on its "Coach Z, You Jerk" float. To add to the festivities, ladies and gentlemen, this awful goose presents a moderately passable singer... @mlp_GavinGriff!* #HWP22
*glares at @mlp_Plotline... he's so stealing that medal... but that tiara is pretty fabulous too... and those earrings... he's looting Plotline today, end of story* #RotL22
*crosses the finish line amidst the crowd, unsure of its position*
*just finds the fountain @mlp_Plotline stumbled into and decides to go for a swim*
HONK HONK!
*goose's fountain now!* #RotL22
*oh, right, the goose should probably try and win this*
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!
*makes for the finish as the goose races along with @mlp_KindleDrop* #RotL22