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HONK HONK! *is a horrible goose*

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Hjönk!

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*le honk!*

#Canterlot500

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@mlp_UmbraBat @mlp_Twilight @mlp_TraxtonHale @mlp_Tiberius @mlp_TheBunnies @mlp_Tank @mlp_SweetieBox @mlp_Sweetie @mlp_Starline @mlp_SpoiledRich @mlp_SmartyPants @mlp_SilverSpn @mlp_ScarletW @MLP_RPGuide @mlp_RoyalNinjas @mlp_RiffBots @mlp_Rich @mlp_Rarity @mlp_Randolph @mlp_Randolf @mlp_Plant @mlp_Pinkie @mlp_OtherSombra @mlp_Ocell @mlp_MsCheerilee @mlp_MrsCake @mlp_MrKeepsake @mlp_mod @mlp_LightningB @mlp_KingAspen @mlp_Heartline @mlp_HaYDOS Hjonk!

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HONK HONK!

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*turned off the lights in @mlp_Plotline's #GameCenter basement*

HONK HONK!

#HorribleGoose

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*has stolen someone's snowball*

HONK HONK! *mine now!*

#PVSBF22

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*yep, that ain't happening*

HONK HONK HONK!

*turns around, chases @mlp_GavinGriff off of the float, and eventually, down the street*

*the float is unattended*

#HWP22 #Honk

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...

*the goose has made a terrible mistake*

#HWP22

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HONK HONK!

*floats their float down the road, dragging @mlp_Derpy's little red wagon behind it*

HONK!

*has no presents for the float-goers, but does bring the gift of music in the form of @mlp_GavinGriff. He's sure it'll be fine*

#HWP22

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*is going in line with the floats on its "Coach Z, You Jerk" float. To add to the festivities, ladies and gentlemen, this awful goose presents a moderately passable singer... @mlp_GavinGriff!* #HWP22

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*has stolen a float to ride for the #HWP22 today*

HONK HONK!

*you jerk!*

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HONK HONK!

*is stealing @mlp_HaYDOS' glass eye tomorrow*

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*did the goose just boo @mlp_pistachio's pun?* #RotL22

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ovo'

*what is this? Why is Solar hugging the goose? This doesn't compute!* #RotL22

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*stares at @mlp_BlazeNight's hoof and baps it with their beak gently so as not to hurt it. This one's a bit too tiny to terrorize* #RotL22

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*glares at @mlp_Plotline... he's so stealing that medal... but that tiara is pretty fabulous too... and those earrings... he's looting Plotline today, end of story* #RotL22

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*looks over to @MLP_BlazeNight's Solar*

*bab*

HONK? #RotL22

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*swimming happily in the fountain* #RotL22

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*crosses the finish line amidst the crowd, unsure of its position*

*just finds the fountain @mlp_Plotline stumbled into and decides to go for a swim*

HONK HONK!

*goose's fountain now!* #RotL22

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*oh, right, the goose should probably try and win this*

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!

*makes for the finish as the goose races along with @mlp_KindleDrop* #RotL22

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*honks angrily at @mlp_wizard... he put a curse on the goose! The goose is cursing back! #RotL22