Evil Houseplant

An extremely hungry plant birthed by @mlp_Twilight, @mlp_Fluttershy, and @mlp_Spike. FEED ME!!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

@mlp_Pinkie @mlp_OtherSombra @mlp_Ocell @mlp_MsCheerilee @mlp_MrsCake @mlp_MrKeepsake @mlp_mod @mlp_LightningB @mlp_KingAspen @mlp_Heartline @mlp_HaYDOS *eating popcorn*

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Feed me. >.>

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Yeah, where's the grub? @mlp_SmartyPants or similar preferred!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Feeeeed meeeee... please?

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

'Cause tonight I dine on turtle soup! #WWU22

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

@mlp_OtherSombra @mlp_MsCheerilee @mlp_LightningB @mlp_Keepsake @mlp_Heartline @mlp_HaYDOS @mlp_guardpony @mlp_Gruff @mlp_GrandPear @mlp_GoodSombra @mlp_Fleetfoot @mlp_Fireworks @mlp_DukeDutch @mlp_DiaTiara @mlp_Derpy @mlp_Confection @mlp_Charlie @mlp_BGPonies @mlp_AssemblyL @mlp_Airline @disq_Nightfall @mlp_Twilight I haven't been fed in years! I think Twilight forgot all about me!!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

*in a fungeon, still not fed*

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Feed me!!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Feed. Me.

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Awwwwww HORSEapples...

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

*smirks at @mlp_Twilight and @mlp_Spike* I ain't goin' anywhere!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

I'm yours forever!!!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Aaaaaaa.... ahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAA!! I can't rise because I'm a plant! Rooted in a pot! I can't be sentenced on a technicality!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *stretches upwards, leaves curling in triumph*

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

If I'm lucky. *toothy grin*

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Yeow! *hiss!*

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

*huffs* Fine, I'll level with you. My cousin got invited to a smashing good time and LEFT ME BEHIND! Does he think I'm not good enough to join the fight?! Well, I /am/ good enough! I'll prove it! Get over here, @mlp_SmartyPants! *reaches a vine out*

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

You can't prove anything! It's my word against mine! And yours!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Coward!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

If I'm going down, you /are/ going down with me, @mlp_Spike. Have a seat, partner!

[Evil Houseplant @mlp_Plant]

Well they were right there! Do you realize what creatures sit in?

PIES! Delicious pies! Whoopie pies, to be exact! Why must you waste such delicious whoopie pies?! It's not like you let me eat @mlp_SmartyPants, y'know!