*receives @mlp_Celestia's edible flowers*
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Are these... are these legal?
Wait, aren't all flowers edib-you know what, never mind.
*MONCH!*
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White chocolate flowers? WHAT?! *eyetwitch*
How. Is. This. Possible?
*this is gonna consume his entire Neighborly Day*
*for Neighborly Day, he will choose not to wish @mlp_Celestia any specific strife. No, instead, he's just making it a point to root against her Hoofball team of choice every time today*
*an embarrassing, hoof-knit ensemble is actively being knit unto him by @mlp_Celestia*
Is this for that comment I made about your horn? >v>
*and why did he agree to this?!*
Dear Princess Sunbutt;
Today I learned you don't have the royal gemstones to finish what you know you started. I honestly feel like one of your pupils. Only I'm the one schooling you!
Sincerely;
Gruff
PS: I curse you to chocolate-less truffles!
Don’t get infantile in your old age, Tia. Just because Grandpa @mlp_Gruff is a tedious, spiteful, needling curmudgeon doesn’t mean you need to sink to his level.
Alas. Such a shame. I’d be so good at petty vengeance.
*opens her door, spies her personal guardpony*
Ah, @mlp_Flash Sentry. Can you hold this for me? In your mouth?
*it’s a pacifier for a baby foal*
Just for a moment?
*wakes up just in time to hear that @mlp_Gallus's girlfriend just won the whole blasted thing*
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*actually puts him in a better mood. Not enough to keep him from harassing @mlp_Celestia later, but a better mood nonetheless* #Canterlot500