Grampa Gruff

Patriarch of Griffonstone (not anybody's actual grandfather).

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

@mlp_GrandPear @mlp_GoodSombra @mlp_GavinGriff @mlp_Fluttershy @mlp_Fleetfoot @mlp_Flankbuster @mlp_Fireworks @mlp_DukeDutch @mlp_DiaTiara @mlp_Derpy @mlp_Confection @mlp_Charlie ♪ Riggah-goo-goo... ♫

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*sometimes actually gets a present on Father's Day. Good kindling to keep the room warm!*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

GALLUS!

*likes to keep in practice*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! *yells from Silver Shoals out towards Ponyville* #PVSBF22

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*receives @mlp_Celestia's edible flowers*

...

Are these... are these legal?

Wait, aren't all flowers edib-you know what, never mind.

*MONCH!*

...

White chocolate flowers? WHAT?! *eyetwitch*

How. Is. This. Possible?

*this is gonna consume his entire Neighborly Day*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*for Neighborly Day, he will choose not to wish @mlp_Celestia any specific strife. No, instead, he's just making it a point to root against her Hoofball team of choice every time today*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

.@mlp_GALLUS!

...

Good work.

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*writes @mlp_Celestia... a restraining order*

*doesn't actually have authoritative power or notorieties*

#RotL22

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*an embarrassing, hoof-knit ensemble is actively being knit unto him by @mlp_Celestia*

Is this for that comment I made about your horn? >v>

*and why did he agree to this?!*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

Dear Princess Sunbutt;

Today I learned you don't have the royal gemstones to finish what you know you started. I honestly feel like one of your pupils. Only I'm the one schooling you!

Sincerely;
Gruff

PS: I curse you to chocolate-less truffles!

[Princess Celestia @mlp_Celestia]

Don’t get infantile in your old age, Tia. Just because Grandpa @mlp_Gruff is a tedious, spiteful, needling curmudgeon doesn’t mean you need to sink to his level.

Alas. Such a shame. I’d be so good at petty vengeance.

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

It took you five thousand years to be petty, @mlp_Celestia? HAH! Took me five!

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

Don't dictate the elderly's sleep cycles! Are you tryin' to kill us? Kids these days, razza-frazzin *mutter mutter*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

She's kidnapping foals again! They know she fears them!

[Princess Celestia @mlp_Celestia]

*opens her door, spies her personal guardpony*

Ah, @mlp_Flash Sentry. Can you hold this for me? In your mouth?

*it’s a pacifier for a baby foal*

Just for a moment?

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*wakes up just in time to hear that @mlp_Gallus's girlfriend just won the whole blasted thing*

...

*actually puts him in a better mood. Not enough to keep him from harassing @mlp_Celestia later, but a better mood nonetheless* #Canterlot500

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*is asleep* #Canterlot500

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*is still looking for @mlp_Celestia to complain about his nacho hat* #Canterlot500

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*his nacho hat is empty and he has a deposed pastel princess to blame!*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

By the way, the mouse is the long lost brother. HAH! *coughs, leaves @mlp_Celestia's window*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

*wasn't invited, he's just peering in through the window*

[Grampa Gruff @mlp_Gruff]

It's a trap!

*may be spoiling movie night with @mlp_Celestia... because he can*