palintologist

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[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

To live outside the law you must be honest. #BobDylan

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@VP So proud to be part of your team.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@POTUS I am so proud to be a part of your team.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@StephenM Remind me, who are you again?

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@AlexAzar @HHSGov @SecAzar You were AWOL your entire tenure. The only thing you cared about was hanging your portrait at HHS HQ. Consigning you to ignominy forever. Later.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@SenTedCruz In other news, you OWN the approval those Capitol seditionists projected on you when they name checked your sorry, shameless self as they ransacked the seat of our democracy. Own it, Ted. Claim it as the Ted Cruz Trophy for Sedition that it is.

[sarah o'grady 🧡 @ladyogrady]

Absolute mic drop. I’d love to hear someone answer this question.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@DevinCow Hence yesterday's HHS email - "Subject: UPDATE - official portrait unveiling for HHS Secretary Alex M. Azar II - To Be Rescheduled
...we are postponing tomorrow’s portrait unveiling and look to reschedule at an appropriate time in the future." All this after I'd bought my darts.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

#RemoveTheTraitors If you think you're safe because you're White, or suburban, you're not. Anarchist thugs under the influence of the Congressional Seditionists will come for you next.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

#RemoveTheTraitors is trending #3 in America. Retweet to help push it to #1

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@RepBoebert @RepSeanMaloney Rep. Boebert, just for the record, the way you say "bullcrap" is super, super annoying.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@dotjenna You are a victim of ASM (alternative streaming media). It doesn't have to be like this. You can rejoin the human race. Please get help.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@dotjenna Please READ some self-help books about deprogramming yourself from a cult. I fear you have self-esteem and anger issues.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@dotjenna Please get help. Rejoin the human race. You will have time in prison to contemplate and repent of your sins.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@CongBoyle @RepBrendanBoyle You're Rockin' it with Chris Hayes!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This officer was in the middle of the Capitol riots.

Watch until the end.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@senatemajldr Do something right for once in your life. Lead the GOP to impeach. Cut out this cancer so that Congress can work on a unified front to put down the insurrectionists.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@RepMeijer @SpeakerPelosi @VP You miss vote to impeach. Cut out this cancer so Congress can work on a unified front to fight all insurrectionists.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

I don’t want to unite with those responsible for the insurrection at our nation’s Capitol. I want us to unite in holding them accountable.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Three traitors inside the Capitol aided the terrorists in last week's insurrection.

@RepMoBrooks
@RepAndyBiggsAZ
@RepGosar

They must resign. If they refuse, they must be expelled. They must also be prosecuted.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@HouseAdmnGOP @RepFredUpton @CapitolPolice Fred, you must vote to impeach. Cut out this cancer so that Congress can work on a unified front to put down all insurrectionists.

[palintologist @mlpalintologist]

@SenTedCruz Expulsion is coming for you, Ted. @TwitterSafety This man has promoted insurrection on your platform.