male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives
@HM_Passport hi there, I am trying to get through to you (calling from South Africa), but every time I get through to someone they can’t hear me speaking. Is there an alternative number I can try or an email address I can contact? It’s urgent.
After whispering in her ear like a paralysis demon n telling her to never speak to you again, you still chose her instead of the girl you said that was the second best looking girl in the villa,,, #LoveIsland